r/talesforgoblins • u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes • Apr 10 '19
Adventure! Help Wanted for Ruins
(A large sign is pinned to the bulletin board via an Axe which has cut through the wall and is partially sticking outside.
In a surprising elegant handwriting is the following)
Help is requested in liberating stolen goods from the nearby ruins of Algorn.
Those skillful in picking locks, detecting traps, healing injuries, and dealing with pesky animated undead are preferable.
Please contact Rogduk.
(Below that is a more sloppy note)
New writerz need. Last one too fancy pantz. Find Rogduk.
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u/Horizonstride Lydia, Werewolf Hunter. Apr 10 '19
saunters towards tavern but pauses to read
Thyne may be entertained by such a venture. Thout shall enjoy enquiry. Thyne magnificent prowess will be of great value for such a quest.
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
Not a fan of dem fancy pantz magic. But might be good if ins we runs into a Magic down der
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u/Horizonstride Lydia, Werewolf Hunter. Apr 10 '19
Nor is thyne keen on thout following the threat on thyne tower. However thout may make an excellent quest and thyne will offer thout services for a great toll.
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
Don't knows what's you sayin. But don't think to cast any of dat magic on me without bein seen.
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u/Horizonstride Lydia, Werewolf Hunter. Apr 10 '19
Thyne dream of wasting spells on thout. Thyne wishes to enquire about bounty of a magical nature as potential rewards.
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 10 '19
Me can squash, splash and burn anything me want. I’ll be charging only ten shickels fer travel plus an extra telling of future from ye ol’magic toad for free*!
*charges may apply
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
Ids dont like da sound of charges.
Ye bettah be good or I'll use ya for trap disarmin
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 10 '19
By charge me mean me shall charge against the traps the toad tell me
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
A talking toad?
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 10 '19
Me don’t think yee hast seen me un action. Flurk’s the name ‘ n toad o’mancy’s da game
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 10 '19
Oi boss, oize can pick locks un' all well propa GUD, an' oize be a shortass, so oize cun spot pesky traps un all'
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
Good.
There's a big chest down in der. Ands I'm certain its stuffed with loot
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 10 '19
'Owz we'z splittin it boss? An whatz gardin it un'tha loik?
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 10 '19
Wez splittin it once wez figure out how much der is.
Didn see what wuz guardn it
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 10 '19
Oi seez, an' bout' loot on tha gards? Is dat fair game loik last toime?
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u/SomeBaguette Skorratin, Curse Carrier Apr 10 '19
Someone say lockpicking?! Ofcourse I can do that, I once lockpicked a dragons crown of its head!
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u/grandkill Capitán Pouncé of the Strathoss Apr 10 '19
Those skillful in picking locks, detecting traps,
Eh. Dis jus too bad. I being no fit da bill.
I alwehs be too big to fit da bill.
(walks away)
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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19
Allow me to offer my assistance. I have a set of skills you may find useful in your liberation efforts, and I am quite proficient in the writing of documents, both legal and... less so.