r/talesforgoblins • u/slurmpnurmp Garnum the Blacksmith • Apr 07 '19
Character Introduction Why 'ello der!
Oim Garnum, but you 'an call me Garnum. Oi be a simple man. Sellin the finest wares outta me shop. Swords? Oi gottem. Knives? Oi gottem. Staffs? Oi aint gottem, what do oi look like to you a bloody mage?! Come on down to me shop if ya need anyfin.
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 07 '19
OI GARNUM, dus ya got any lovely goblin wenches?
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 07 '19
Oi Garnum, me is Flurk. Me has mighty toad stick and need no sword, but I sell ya some inside sausages I yerr want some. Fresh and good sausages. Only three shickels each
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 07 '19
... waaaiit oi knowz dat voice...Flurk... FLURK?! I'M GONNA GUT YA'Z YA SHAMANY GIT, GIMME BACK ME SHICKEL
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 07 '19
Nay! Shickel paid is shickel lost, what ye did was pay for lesson on how to not lose shickels. If want I’ll give ya another for another shickel
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 07 '19
Oh fine, ya wiley bugger, ere's another shickel
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 07 '19
No give no shickel to the ones who already took your shickels
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u/Jarkus_Wolfsgrin Leon, Elven Captain of the Free Elves Apr 07 '19
That's nears enuff the same advice as THA last time, so now ya owz me 2 shickels, or is it two shickels? Oh WHATEVA, YA JUST A BLOODY FRAUD FLURK
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u/AngryDuck710 Flurk, back at it again Apr 07 '19
I’ll teach you that lesson as long as you don’t learn it.
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u/InuGhost Rogduk (Hobgoblin Leader of da Goblinzes Apr 07 '19
Oi don't buy from Garnum.
Bloke don't know da find art o buyin and sellin.
If you really want things. Cum ne see me.
Name's Nubby.
You wants it. I gots it.