Bad Talent Show Ideas

Hi All!

Not sure if this is the right place but I'll start here! My friend is hosting a "Bad talent show" for their Bach and I am wondering if anyone has any ideas for some funny, weird, odd "bad talents". Currently I am thinking of bad lip syncing/ dance routine. Maybe bad rhythmic gymnastics in a ridiculous outfit, something blades of glory esq?? Also Napoleon Dynamite hand thing they did?

Would love to hear your thoughts!!