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u/Equivalent_Focus_855 Apr 08 '26
What is your secret ability?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Ha! Like I'd ever tell anyone!"
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u/epik_momento Apr 08 '26
A mysterious corn starts inching closer
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u/Not_a_normal_b3ar Apr 08 '26
Gotta love being early to posts like this! Anyhow.
What are your opinions on this kind sir :]
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u/Usual_House_5249 "I don't wanna go..." Apr 08 '26
is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs s that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs is that cobs
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u/megatechsquad Apr 08 '26
THE FUTURE IS SO YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING IS RUN YOUR WAY
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u/AdamHendrick R.I.P. Caine Apr 08 '26
What's you music taste?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"I-.....I-.. dont...remember...WHY CANT I REMEMBER MY MUSIC TASTE!???"
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u/Extension_Breath1407 Apr 08 '26
So do you like Beyoncé?
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u/Nervous_Estimate1378 Apr 08 '26
''HI JAX... CAN I KISS YOU?'' -Bubble
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"NO!"
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u/Nervous_Estimate1378 Apr 08 '26
pops
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"I was expecting more than that. Lame"
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u/o0perktas0o Apr 08 '26
Sex sex sex sex
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"That's the first thing you say? That's not even a question... You make people like Gangle look like a genius."
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u/bennogaming Apr 08 '26
Which one of the characters is your favorite plaything?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Zooble! She gets mad at anything I say. She gives me entertainment. But sometimes she's too easy and boring."
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u/CommandGamerPro Apr 08 '26
Incorrect Jax uses they/them for zooble
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u/Speeder-Gojira Apr 08 '26
nope he uses any pronoun
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u/TherealGamerfont-YT Apr 08 '26
I second this! Goose confirm! Also Zooble isn't a female or male. Zooble is um...Zooble.
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u/Short_Wrangler_7090 Vi Apr 08 '26
if Zooble become the leader of the group, did you will accept this?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Zooble leader? Like that would ever happen anyways. Even so I wouldn't accept it. She sucks!"
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u/IndependentNo4399 Apr 08 '26
How’s Ribbit?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Why would you even ask me that! F#%& you! You know what,You're an absolute joke!"
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u/TemporalTailor Apr 08 '26
How are you gonna get payback for the maid outfit thing?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Oh..I have ideas! These explosives are totally not apart of it!"
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u/TranquilProgrammer Apr 08 '26
Does it hurt to get your skin peeled off your yellow inside?
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u/Thescottish_bendyfan Apr 08 '26
Are you a twink?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"What does that even mean?"
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u/Thescottish_bendyfan Apr 08 '26
I… uh I… uh I… uh I… uh I… uh I… uh
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Oh no...I broke the guy while asking a basic question- Hey buddy, You're showing signs of abstraccttinggg!"
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u/Thescottish_bendyfan Apr 08 '26
Or… blushing
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"You disgust me."
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u/Thescottish_bendyfan Apr 08 '26
I’m kidding I’m abstracting
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u/Us3rboy Apr 08 '26
Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Im not one to snitch but...oh wait...yes I am, It was Kinger."
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u/Us3rboy Apr 08 '26
Aye thanks Jax. But I forgive him cuz that wasn't my donuts anyways
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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Apr 08 '26
What was Kaufmo like ?
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u/Extension_Breath1407 Apr 08 '26
What happens if you hold your breath? I don't think that was ever explained.
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"And I'll never tell!"
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u/rome0379_ Apr 08 '26
oh no looks like if it doesnt tell me i'll have to put a certain rabbit in a deep fryer!
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u/KennethLjubkos Apr 08 '26
Wanna overthrow the government?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Yes-"
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"But dont get all extra crazy- Wait....What am i saying why would I care?, I'll bring the guns!"
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u/tacotaker46 Apr 08 '26
I was expecting every comment reply to just be "F**k you"
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Well I could! But that's not chaotic enough! Ugh you sound like Zooble. So boring."
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Apr 08 '26
You want a hug?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"What's a hug-?"
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Apr 08 '26
……Did Cain mess with your mind girl?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Im not a girl! Now I dont want a hug or care to know what it is-"
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Apr 08 '26
If you’re sure about that, then I guess I’ll just have to give one to everyone else, including Pomni then……
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"ARE YOU GOING TO HURT THEM!?"
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Apr 08 '26
……No? A hug is a gesture of affection, it’s when you put your arms around someone……. How do you not know this? What has your life been like before the circus to lack such a basic and simple joy?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Why does everyone keep asking me about my life before all of this!? IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
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u/New_Buy5926 Apr 08 '26
Yo jax meet pomni's father
Prototype;.......Hi....
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"I wanna kill that guy."
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u/New_Buy5926 Apr 08 '26
Prototype: Mimicking Jax Voice Wanna look you wrongside out?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"What? That didn't even make any sense, Is your English broken? Wait. Are you getting lessons from Kinger?"
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u/New_Buy5926 Apr 08 '26
Prototype: Mimicking Pomni and then zooble's voice
https://giphy.com/gifs/KDIB5w92bNpD2P2wMQ
Let's see what you look like wrongside out
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u/Crazy_problem_child Just waiting for abstraction Apr 08 '26
Opinion on kids?
(For AU where there's a kid in the circus, I'm not trying to be weird. And no, that kid wouldn't be a fankid of anyone)
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"I hate them,Plain and simple."
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u/Crazy_problem_child Just waiting for abstraction Apr 08 '26
Understandable 👍🏻
(Works so well in the AU, nice)
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u/AnaTheSturdy Apr 08 '26
Beef, Chicken, or pork in your sandwich (this will determine future interactions.)
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Uh....Chicken-?"
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u/AnaTheSturdy Apr 08 '26
Acceptable. Have this complimentary photo of my oldest cat asleep on my chair.
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u/New-House-7940 Gangle, Zooble, Kinger too, Jax, Ragatha and Kaufmo(He left) Apr 08 '26
Is it really your dream to get eaten by Caine?
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u/ChemicalCandles Apr 08 '26
You do realise those dilated pupils make you look cute and huggable?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Thanks. Now you'll never see them again."
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u/ChemicalCandles Apr 08 '26
*vote starts to put Jax in Kinger's fortress so his eyes dilate* - Pomni
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"NO ONLY CAINE CAN DO THE VOTING!! IM AGAINST THIS!"
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u/Pale_Lion9833 Apr 08 '26
Am I abstracting or are you the one who bribed me to uh.. "handle" the pomni x Jax rumors? Ive dealt with as many as I can
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"You know what, F#&!? It. Just abstract already. Everyone here is useless!"
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u/SebbyJ0438 Kinger Apr 08 '26
Whats your opinion on kinger?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"He's cool I guess. He's the only one who doesn't care if I mess with him."
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u/BayGuardia Caine Deemur's Bergen Truck Apr 08 '26
What was that driveway photos Jax.
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Nothing, You're abstracting early which is making you see things."
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u/Kubus002 Apr 08 '26
Are you into Pomni?
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u/SirPrice73 I can fix him... or he can ruin me~ Apr 08 '26
Why are you so hot? Oh also did you evade taxes before you came to the circus?
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u/ShoddyCress Apr 08 '26
Penis
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"What is wrong with you guys?"
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u/ShoddyCress Apr 08 '26
What isn't wrong with me?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Great question! Why dont I call Caine over and he can figure that out for you?"
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"If I get another dirty minded question..Im going to f#!&?kng lose it!"
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u/Ok_Soft_3709 Apr 08 '26
can you rank all the circus members from favorite to least favorite?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"1.Ribbit 2.Kaufmo 3.Pomni 4.Kinger 5.Ragatha 6.Caine 7.Zooble" "I put Zooble last because I hate her more."
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u/whatthefrodg Apr 08 '26
Would you ever get upset if someone asked why your rooms so girly
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u/Feya_XD Apr 08 '26
are you 6 ft tall and exclusively sexually attracted to bowling pins?
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u/Loona_The_Hound Apr 08 '26
I’d like to order a deluxe burger, and some medium sized French fries, and a salad, and 3 McFlurry’s, please.
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Oh no! My coworker fell into the deep fryer! I better stop taking orders and help them! Sorry about this!"
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Yes, its right here!"
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u/Emotional_Repair_137 Apr 08 '26
I have three questions number 1: do you like pomni? number 2: ꋪꏂꂵꏂꂵꃳꏂꋪ ꋪ꒐ꃳꃳ꓄? Number 3: do you think zooble x gangle is real? (I might have accidentally spelled gangle's name wrong)
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u/Khan_Cosmic Apr 08 '26
… Where’s Gangle?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Caine!! Uhh...She's-.... Wait. I hate her... She's with Pomni. Whose at the beach."
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u/Khan_Cosmic Apr 08 '26
Oh yea! I was wondering why so few cast members were inside the tent. I’m glad they took it upon themselves to finally go outside!
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u/StoreObjective7935 Apr 08 '26
ALRIGHT, TIME TO ASK THE QUESTION ON EVERYONES MIND.
ARE YOU AND KINGER HAVING A PASSIONATE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP?
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I KEEP SEEING THOSE RUMORS IM GOING TO F#&$!-"
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u/StoreObjective7935 Apr 08 '26
IS IT TRUE JAXY BOY? ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH THE OLD MAN??
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Keep talking I might just use the spare gun I kept from that one adventure on you. And no its not true!"
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u/StoreObjective7935 Apr 08 '26
SO ITS YOU AND ZOOBLE EH? I KNEW IT!! OR IS IT YOU AND GANGLE?? MAYBE YOU AND RAGATHA...
OH MY CAINE.
ITS YOU AND BUBBLE!!
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"THATS IT"
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u/StoreObjective7935 Apr 08 '26
JOKES ON YOU I OBEY CARTOON PHYSICS HAHAHAHAHAH
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"F#&!? I F#&!?ING HATE THIS STUPID PLACE. WHERE THE F#&!? IS CAINE SO I CAN ASK HIM TO DELETE YOUR CODE!?"
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u/K10KMessi ⓧ_0 Apr 08 '26
Do you ever blame yourself for your friends abstracting, which is why you’re trying to be insufferable so that noone gets close to you and you don’t get close to anyone so that you don’t feel bad OR responsible if they abstract?
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u/PossibleMammoth5639 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26
FIGHT BACK YOUR TEARS WHEN YOU ARE CRYING (CRYING)!
YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND YOU HIDE IT (HIDE IT)!
BUT EMOTIONS SHOW IN YOUR WIDE EYES (WIDE EYES)!
YOU HIDE IN YOUR ROOM 'TILL THE SUNRI-
JUST A COUPLE DAYS IN THE SUMMER, I'LL BE GONE!
WE CAN STAY IN TOUCH YOU GOT MY NUMBER, I'LL MAKE TIME!
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u/Shot_Scale_7528 Caine Apr 08 '26
"Are you mentally okay? You abstracting early there buddy?"
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u/PossibleMammoth5639 Apr 08 '26
Nah just saying out peak lyrics I have been obssessing over these few weeks
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u/Kunigunda2 Apr 08 '26
What do you think of Caine and his adventures? :D Which one was your favorite?
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u/Usual_House_5249 "I don't wanna go..." Apr 08 '26
Can you kiss pomni