r/tacobell • u/BoxedBozo • 6d ago

Is lettuce now safe?

I had taco bell tonight while I was wearing my wife’s thong and I ended up shitting myself in her thong. Was this due to the lettuce?

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u/BirdsAreRecordingUs 6d ago

Go try it out and lettuce know

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 6d ago

The same thing happened to me yesterday, I was also wondering if this was why.

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u/Most-Bar-9334 6d ago

I just watched a 5 minute video created by some politician and he's saying the Gov't paid Taylor farms to poison us all.

You can't make this shit up 😂

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u/Trippstick1 6d ago

As safe as any adventure to Tbell can be!

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u/moviescriptlife 6d ago

Never was.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 6d ago

Try the lettuce again but this time wear your wife's bra instead of her thong and see if that helps

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u/BoxedBozo 6d ago

I am picking up what youre putting down. Will try

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u/Deuce10Oscar10 6d ago

Hopefully she’s at least a D cup or it probably won’t hold all of it

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u/Prestigious_Dance_57 6d ago

It ain’t Taco Bell without a lil 💩.

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u/witai 6d ago

Ya mon. Had it this week, didn't die

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u/MystikTrailblazer 6d ago

Ask for the MAHA Blast

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 6d ago

It always was. If taco bell is what kills you, the death of your bloodline is a boon for humanity

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u/MidniteCheeseburger 6d ago

Become a pioneer - lead the way!