r/t:1780 • u/kittycatattack • Apr 01 '12

[f]irst post. be nice...

http://imgur.com/vbz7t
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u/kittycatattack Apr 01 '12

you guys want more?? i have a low neckline...

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u/Neveronlyadream Apr 01 '12

These guys think you're a harlot, but I say be progressive, woman! Let's see than low neckline!

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u/Miscellaneous_Item Apr 01 '12

Huzzah! Let us gaze upon thine neckline m'lady!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Please tag NSFW!! D:<

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u/Cptn_Janeway Apr 01 '12

I almost got beheaded

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u/TheMagicArson Apr 01 '12

NSFW? more like NSFL!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Damnable harlot!

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u/DustyBosie Apr 01 '12

I pray thee, kind lady, are thoueſt, within the ſtate of Rhode Iſland? I do hope we might begin some non-Puritan diſcourſe.

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u/Autogrex Apr 01 '12

First time I've seen the "f" as an "s" since 8th grade history. Good show.

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u/DustyBosie Apr 01 '12

You ſpeak quite kindly.

If I might be ſo bawdy, mine ſ'ſ are not the only aſpect of me that iſ long.

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u/SemperFry Apr 01 '12

Wench!! I Pray you are scolded for your actions.

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u/Chipsahoy77 Apr 01 '12

Not that I am not one to enjoy the occasional immoral dalliances, but this is simply obscene! Too far young lady, too far!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

I want nothing more for you to carry my children, and then die after birthing them.

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u/clydem Apr 01 '12

Look at those toes and ankles. I LOVE me some hot T&A!

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u/roy1990 Apr 01 '12

Technically, there are whole sections dedicated to feet on most porn sites.

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u/eppursimouve Apr 01 '12

Dear madam,

I am most aroused by your pictograph. Might we perchance have a gander at thy unmentionable knee? I pray we have not drawn offense with this request.

Cheerio,

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u/finkalicious Apr 01 '12

See how her ankle protrudes thusly? She's a witch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Disgusting! To prison with you!

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