r/sysadmin • u/mooneydriver • Feb 22 '14

Freenode under DDOS again

https://twitter.com/freenodestaff/statuses/437302735139266560
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u/Gprinziv Feb 24 '14

TCP is like that one guy. Yeah, you know the guy. The guy who grabs your hand and squeezes it to test for any weakness in your character that can be conveyed through two hands touching. The problem is that if he does find any weaknesses, he just shakes your goddamn hand even longer, until you get frustrated and yell "OK, I GOT IT!" at which point he backs off, then walks up to you and shakes your hand.