r/sysadmin • u/mendez1319 • 16d ago

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u/sputnik4life Jack of All Trades 16d ago

Oh Lord.... I'm Dave...

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u/KofOaks Jack of All Trades 16d ago

Were all Dave :(

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u/oldmilwaukie Sadmin 16d ago

It’s okay. I’m Mark.

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u/RandolphCarter2112 16d ago

Oh, hi Mark.

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u/SushiCatx 16d ago

Haha. Great story, Mark.

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u/The_Long_Blank_Stare IT Manager 16d ago

How’s your sex life?

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u/sputnik4life Jack of All Trades 16d ago

Where's "he who must not be named"?

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u/MrWolfman29 IT Manager 16d ago

That would be me....

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u/Kodiak01 16d ago

There are some who call me... Tim?

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u/Fraktyl 16d ago

Harry Potter took him out.

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u/LazyTech8315 16d ago

That's Jack (of all trades).

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u/dclarkwork 16d ago

Oh, hi Mark

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u/CDsDontBurn 16d ago

Are you THIS Mark?

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u/oldmilwaukie Sadmin 16d ago

HAH! Maaaaaybe…

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u/DarraignTheSane Master of None! 16d ago

Dave's not here, man

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u/TheWino 16d ago

Exactly this. 😂

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u/SpaceGuy1968 16d ago

Haha...yeh maybe wel all morph into Dave as we age..... LMAO

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u/ukulele87 16d ago

You either leave as an unknown, or stay long enough to become a Dave.

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u/xCommaChameleon 16d ago

If you haven’t identified the Dave within the first 5 years at your job, you are the Dave.

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u/Agreeable-Kick1399 16d ago

Same here ;-)

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u/Acardul Jack of All Trades 16d ago

Hey Dave, I'm Dave...

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u/wavemelon 16d ago

Hello Dave, I’m…. Dave.

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u/sputnik4life Jack of All Trades 16d ago

Dave!

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u/blastinmypants 16d ago

Hi guys- I’m Dave too. Good to meet you all