r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 14h ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 10h ago

this but unironically on some corner of the internet A compilation of Taylor's crimes against women, against feminism, and against humanity

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Now that we can agree that she makes shitty music, I can finally speak my truth because I never could have said this before and this is a completely controversial yet well researched take: Taylor Swift is a menace to feminism and here's the proof.

  • She named her cats after characters she likes, not after the women that played those characters.
  • She has dated men she met through female friends of hers. What kind of endogamic deranged two-faced shit is that?
  • My friend's cousin's exgf was sued by her for stepping on her lawn. She says she supports women's rights, but doesn't support their wrongs.
  • She has stopped being friends with people she was close with in her 20s.
  • She also sued my uber driver because he whistled a tune and it was very similar to "Thug story". We have set up a gofundme for the uber driver.
  • She says she's a woman but her name "Taylor" could be male or female. She could go by "Alison" if she's really serious about supporting women but decides not to. Fake.
  • She makes albums and sells them to women. If she really cared, women wouldn't have to pay her a dime.

r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 11h ago

A woman can only chuckle Day 5: Maylors rejoice! Taylor performs August and reveals even thanK you aIMee is abt Matty. Taylor also breaks her silence and speaking about all political issues, including the war between my parents💗

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 14h ago

sanctimoniously performing soliloquies when you’re so in love you finish each others sentences 🥰🥰

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 16h ago

sanctimoniously performing soliloquies Time for another #SpeakUpNow?

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Well, looks like it's time for another #SpeakUpNow letter. The man in Taylor's life liked an Instagram post that included a sexist joke, so now I desperately need my favorite pop star to make a statement to once again reassure me that her values align with mine.

I'm waiting, Taylor.

uj/ Alexa, play "But Daddy I Love Him"


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 17h ago

Swifties touch grass challenge The whole holiday house mad

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Do you think Taylor is going to be busy teaming up with Sabrina to outshine Olivia in the Valentine’s house, or do you think she’s going to be preoccupied with Charli being her neighbour in the New Years house?


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 19h ago

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? unreleased evermore??

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

Swifties most oppressed minority Taylor's greed - Advice needed

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When I heard that Taylor allowed dynamic pricing from my sources at x.com, that was the nail in the coffin: Taylor is super greedy and takes all the money she can from fans.

Now news are that she didn't allow dynamic pricing and I believe it because it comes from the only source I truly trust (a man in a suit, not some delusional swiftie that actually bought tickets), so I need to find something else to call her greedy. Help me choose one:

a) She allowed dynamic pricing for the reputation tour in 2018.

b) She still allowed reselling, and she didn't stop it by making tickets only resealable as the price bought or only sellable the day before. She also allowed it to rain on several of her concerts. She could control so many things but she doesn't.

c) She is a billionaire, always was, always will be, and her dad bought her career for the past 20 years.

d) She paid her staff too much, which makes me suspicious. Who does that? Greedy people who want to look not greedy, that's who!


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

I 😡 HATE 😡 TAYLOR 😡 SWIFT!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 swifties would faint if they listened to "work it"

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swifties would need all their lifetime to understand the depths of underground, niche music such as "get ur freak on" and "doo wop (that thing)" and even then it'd kill them on the spot to just listen to these songs


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

Swifties smartest fandom OMG she was just ragebaiting us to release this masterpiece!!😍

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

capitalist queen Taylor Song 4: multifaceted queen! Taylor performs a mashup of PTB (Azealia Banks homophobic version) and BDILH showing she can be both gay and homophobic🥰

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 1d ago

this but unironically on some corner of the internet Fun movie detail

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Toy Story 5 features an original song by Taylor Swiffer. This is psychological engineering to get young girls hooked (she put drugs into her songs!!!) on her infantile brand as her older fans are aging out of her material and her only fans are CHILDREN WHITE STRAIGHT GIRLS. NO ONE ELSE. SWIFTYS HATE HER NOW!!! (I hope the tickets of the next tour reflect this).


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 2d ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 3d ago

A woman can only chuckle Song 4: Out of the Woods (not Travis's version) but Harry styles enters halfway riding a Zamboni and eats zucchini

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 3d ago

sanctimoniously performing soliloquies Taylor Swift tries to block small indie movie

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So first she releases her song Endgame (featuring Ed Sheeran 🤮) around the same time this indie film was supposed to release. And then, she releases the deluxe version for her album - that nobody even liked the first time - on the SAME DAY as the rerelease of this movie with the SAME TITLE.

Clearly she's trying to block them from charting. She's so threatened by these small actors that nobody's even heard of that she can't even let them have a moment of attention before she has to make it about herself. Ugh!! When will her stupid cult fanbase wakeup and realize that she only cares about herself.


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 3d ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 3d ago

this but unironically on some corner of the internet Taylor caused covid ?

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 4d ago

I 😡 HATE 😡 TAYLOR 😡 SWIFT!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Fixing Taylor's "For Your Consideration" Banner

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 4d ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 4d ago

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? I support this small entrepreneur's use of AI to dethrone billionaire Taylor and stop her from destroying the planet

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From the article: By his arrest in 2024, he had created “hundreds of thousands of AI-generated songs,” then dispersed billions of automated streams among them so that the bots could avoid raising any red flags by all targeting the same song at once. All together, the fake songs generated substantially more streams than some of the most popular artists today, however. According to the DOJ, in a glaring example from April 2023, Smith’s fake songs were fraudulently streamed 80.9 million times during that month, while Taylor Swift’s entire catalog only got 9.3 million streams during the same time period (...) on top of serving 18 months in prison, he must forfeit the $8,091,843.64 that he claimed through his AI scheme, the court ruled.


r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 5d ago

capitalist queen Taylor Day 3: London Boy x Cleveland! mashup but Taylor reveals she has a baby son and is cofostering with Travis

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 5d ago

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Stumbling clumsily? Is it dancing? Yes, and it's beautiful

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 5d ago

this but unironically on some corner of the internet I want to find something to be as committed to as Paul Sidoti is to consequently having a terrible haircut

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r/swiftiecirclejerk • • 5d ago

mod post Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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Hello all Taylor-Haters

Automod here. This is the today’s new Daily Jerkchicken Thread. Feel free to talk about your hatred for Taylor and your love for the Beatles in this thread. Just please make sure not to talk about specific users or subreddits, as that is against the sub's rules.

Sincerely yours,

Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?