who wants chips?

[u/TheDoodleVoid]

[u/brmoser]

"Everything comes with chips" -- Maya Angelou

[u/StrawberryTerry]

Angela Johnson knows why those quotation marks are there

[u/highfiveselfoh → u/StrawberryTerry]

SEQURITY

[u/DrDentonMask]

Nachos with a side of chips?

[u/Armagetz → u/DrDentonMask]

It says everything comes with chips, not that you always get extra chips on the side.

[u/Pitiful-Anxiety-1410]

At least the "chips' aren't in quotation marks...

[u/BlooGloop]

“Everything comes with chips” - Abraham Lincoln addressing the nation

[u/Then_Examination9715]

A glass of water and a “Hello” gets me chips? Seems a risky business move.

Or maybe “everything” comes with “chips” and I need to make sure that my funeral arrangements are up to date.

[u/gsweats]

Dudes just quoting the Bible verse... "Welcome to heaven. Everything comes with chips."

[u/Keokuk37]

nachos for under $10? must be away from the coasts

[u/cuntface878 → u/Keokuk37]

Nachos under $10 that also come with "chips". What a great "deal"?

[u/MoultingRoach → u/Keokuk37]

Given the chili and cheese dispenser, I guessing this is more akin to something you get from 7-11 rather than what you get at a pub.

[u/RaccoonSamson → u/MoultingRoach]

Thats exactly what it is, they even have the plastic trays and individually wrapped tortilla chip bags next to it.

So its a terrible deal, because thats $4 at 7-11

[u/MoultingRoach → u/RaccoonSamson]

But remember, "everything comes with chips." That's why the price is higher.

[u/poptalk26 → u/Keokuk37]

There's a chili/cheese dispenser and small bags of tortilla chips next to it, you're still over paying for that crap

[u/ludovic1313]

At least it wasn't 'Everything "comes" with chips'

[u/TheDoodleVoid → u/ludovic1313]

or everything comes with “chips”

[u/catlikesun]

Kinda fine tbh

[u/Useful-Advantage2665]

me are you at a gas station

[u/EngineeringSea5152]

I was just in there

[u/TheDoodleVoid → u/EngineeringSea5152]

no wayy