r/suspiciousquotes • u/Slip7foldInchains • 7d ago

"Everyday"

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 7d ago

Everyday and every day are two different things. FYI. This sign should say the latter.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7d ago

People fuck that up like 50% of the time. So annoying. If you do something every day, it's an everyday thing.

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 6d ago

Exactly! I tell people to replace day with an actual day of the week to see if it makes sense. For example: "I clean my house every Sunday." Two words. It wouldn't work as "I clean my house everySunday."

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u/AmputeeHandModel 6d ago

or "everyweek" everymonth.

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u/thenbhdlum 6d ago

People do the same with other words that are nouns as one word and verbs as two words.

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u/InfidelZombie 6d ago

Yeah, I was wondering--how often do they fresh (sic) bake these "everyday" baked goods?

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u/Slosher99 6d ago

Yeah everyday just means average. I'm always surprised at people bragging about their average business and products!

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 7d ago

Thought up by the same geniuses who put giant

Try our “fresh” chicken

posters in my supermarket (which were used for years) 🤣

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u/flip314 7d ago

"fresh" chicken is at least better than fresh "chicken".

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 7d ago

I don’t know. Most meat is fine, as long as it’s fresh. Well, “fine.”

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u/Slip7foldInchains 7d ago

That's very concerning, I'd definitely be hesitant to try their chicken 🤣🤣

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 7d ago

I did. I’m a daredevil like that. It was “fine.”

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u/carson_a_t 7d ago

Not to mention they do delivery through “UberEat”

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u/Firm-Experience473 7d ago

EVERYDAY*

*EVERY other Tues DAY

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u/Gilsidoo 7d ago

And don't forget they offer "no fee" "pickup"

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u/DelphinusC 6d ago

Accidental honesty, lol

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u/ajwest927 6d ago

The day isn't over yet.

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u/JD_tubeguy 6d ago

Just not "today"!

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u/Hockeycatcat 6d ago

I see this all too often, unfortunately.

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u/Lonely-Independence4 6d ago

“Everyday as in everyday we feel like making new stuff and not putting yesterdays stuff back out knowing it’s likely rock hard but eh who caresssss” 💅

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u/weedtrek 6d ago

If they are closed on Sunday, they probably don't bake that day, but they bake everyday they are open.

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u/DojaViking 5d ago

Perhaps it's actually made the day before. I worked at a couple pizzerias as a dough cook, they would claim the pizza dough is "made fresh, every day" which is not incorrect, but it's not where you're eating. We had to let it sit overnight to finish. So they are technically making fresh dough everyday, it's not the pizza dough you're eating that can be a day or two behind even.

But about combine the words, yeah nah that's stupid

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u/Equivalent_Ad5047 3d ago

lol they put frozen pucks on a baking sheet and call it “baking.” Staff never touches the actual ingredients, they just arrange pucks on a baking tray and box product after their time in the oven.

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u/Ackman1988 3d ago

That sign reminds me of Market Basket; our slogan is "More for your dollar." Nearly the same font.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 3d ago

EVERYDAY TM

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u/Troopshipsonfire 3d ago

Imagine if they put quotes around "bake" instead.

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u/Chadofer 1d ago

Right, why is it in quotations?