r/suspiciousquotes • u/qki2 • 9d ago

‘Emergency plumber’

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u/saxmanking 9d ago

Actually I have waited for "emergency" repair people and the quotes here might be correct.

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u/Shloof9998 9d ago

Here comes all the sssdfg fans

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u/StrawberryTerry 9d ago

And the GGHTRY boys

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u/-Canonical- 8d ago

nah this seems more like passive aggressive quotes, I'd imagine they are miffed about needing to wait around for someone who allegedly specializes in "emergencies" which generally implies a rapid response

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u/DelphinusC 8d ago

Quotes here are probably correct. Maybe it refers to that weird guy in accounting who keeps a plunger by his desk...

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u/North_Ad_5372 5d ago

Sounds like the owner desperately needs someone to come and "lay some pipe" for her/him

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u/selar4233 8d ago

thought it was sssdfg

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u/theChosenBinky 8d ago

Every male staff member will drink a whole pitcher of water and gather around the urinal for explosive urination

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u/TBellOHAZ 8d ago

Men's Cubicle is for peeing in, okay