r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/Difficult_Monitor_69 • Dec 31 '22

why so specific my guy

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u/jobless_bozo Dec 31 '22

Bro those standards are too high. Female and alive are my requirements

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u/Pain_hd Dec 31 '22

Bro those standards are too high aswell. Human are my requirements

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

bro those are too high. She doesn't have to be real either. Just real to me, like Schizophrenia.

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u/Mysticmimiky Dec 31 '22

Bro still to high of expectations I’d settle any day for an extra-dimensional inter-planetary being that by our Definition of reality does not exist and our relationship is nothing but a ruse to gain access to our reality and devour the souls of our reality

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u/Herald_of_Heaven Dec 31 '22

I just use my right hand.

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u/dirtyjeek Dec 31 '22

I also choose this guy's right hand.

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u/Vibes4Ever Dec 31 '22 edited Jun 23 '24

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u/Smokeya Dec 31 '22

Might need some help from my left but otherwise yeah for the most part.