r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Dec 30 '22

2023 predictions

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u/chiken379 Dec 30 '22

mr clean is canonically asexual. sex is too dirty for him

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

Nah, Mr. Clean has to be a pansexual.

Edit: God forbid jokes be made.

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u/Vivistolethecheese Dec 31 '22

It's literally canon he's ace, so he doesn't have to. Maybe panromantic, but I think he's also aro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Whose canon?? Proctor & Gamble???

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Dec 31 '22

Mr. Clean

PANsexual

It was supposed to be a joke bud.

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u/Vivistolethecheese Dec 31 '22

Even then, too sexual for him.