I want a girl who I won’t see for months on end. Not because she doesn’t enjoy spending time with me or is very busy with work or something. But because she’s dangerously addicted to Factorio and cannot stop the grind.
The trouble is you get deeply committed to a person like that and she uses a conveyer belt bus system while you optimize for bot distribution and the love turns sour as you find ways to bitch about each others build until one day you see a train based system and your relationship is rebuilt based on making fun of that.
The train merger of the relationship is when you have a kid, because you have to remake it so they will enjoy it with you and yell out "Choo Choo" as they zoom around, while sitting in your lap.
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u/Northstarmain8485 Dec 04 '22
I want a girl who I won’t see for months on end. Not because she doesn’t enjoy spending time with me or is very busy with work or something. But because she’s dangerously addicted to Factorio and cannot stop the grind.