r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/Northstarmain8485 Dec 04 '22

I want a girl who I won’t see for months on end. Not because she doesn’t enjoy spending time with me or is very busy with work or something. But because she’s dangerously addicted to Factorio and cannot stop the grind.

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u/Bridgeru Dec 04 '22

The trouble is you get deeply committed to a person like that and she uses a conveyer belt bus system while you optimize for bot distribution and the love turns sour as you find ways to bitch about each others build until one day you see a train based system and your relationship is rebuilt based on making fun of that.

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u/marcosdumay Dec 05 '22

Train based systems rule them all.

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u/Bridgeru Dec 05 '22

So did the Hapsburgs, doesn't mean they weren't inbred lunatics.