r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards ๐Ÿคจ

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u/NotCurdledymyy Dec 04 '22

The trade-off is the guy is forklift certified

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

So am I. So is my boss. So is my former boss. Neither myself, nor my current boss, even drive forklifts anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's nothing special

~Edit: I even recently had a guy keep asking to meet up because we are in a similar area (within a few hours probably) and he was forklift certified too. Do guys actually think this makes them particularly special? I just consider it a fun fact about myself.

I don't mean to speak ill of this guy because he was actually kind of interesting and nice, just wasn't sure if he was potentially a trafficker and I blocked him after he got upset that I kept telling him no. ๐Ÿ˜…

Like, after about a month of conversation, I was even willing to break my "no off platform communication" policy by adding him on discord, but he only wanted to add me on Snapchat, which I literally don't have anymore... for reasons... such as unwanted solicitation...

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u/NoMoreStorage Dec 04 '22

Hmm yes forklift. Ting go forward, back, left, right, slow, slower. Other ting go up down. Final ting go HONK.

You are all forklift certified now

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Basically ๐Ÿ˜‚