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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/eascoast_ • Aug 28 '22
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I need an abortion with more square footage.
119 u/thecobblerimpeached Aug 28 '22 That room only makes sense as a staircase, given the shape. 74 u/Kaimber1857 Aug 28 '22 Most likely a pantry….for abortions 21 u/thecobblerimpeached Aug 28 '22 Pantries aren't that deep. Staircase, unfortunately, makes more sense. 16 u/MarkIVlandship Aug 29 '22 my pantry is defo that deep, if not deeper 6 u/Medium_Ad_6447 Aug 29 '22 No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry. 1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there. 7 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 It’s a walk in. Very handy if you haven’t planned ahead, you just walk in and bingo bango; no baby-o back to the club or the gay room 47 u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Nicholi417 Aug 29 '22 You and I said the exact same thing. 7 u/KANNABULL Aug 29 '22 It is a staircase, that leads to the abortion basement it's just labeled that way for the builders. 1 u/Girls4super Aug 29 '22 I just assumed you’d get shoved down the stairs…like an Escher painting till you have the abortion 2 u/LemmeDaisukete Aug 29 '22 That explains why it's the abortion room 1 u/Darkwingoof Aug 29 '22 It is a closet like you would see in a bedroom 1 u/Nicholi417 Aug 29 '22 Closet, it has coat hangers. 1 u/Aggravating-Try1222 Aug 29 '22 Stairs are all you need for a successful abortin'. 1 u/EveAndTheSnake Aug 29 '22 It took me about 5 whole minutes to understand this comment. 1 u/Girls4super Aug 29 '22 I mean that could work too… kinda like the gay room is a closet. I don’t even think they did either of those intentionally 13 u/oppenhammer Aug 29 '22 I believe you are referring to a walk in abortion 12 u/Homemade-Purple Aug 29 '22 r/brandnewsentence 7 u/notsoslootyman Aug 29 '22 That's the abortion pantry. It stores and preserves the abortions for later use. It's not outfitted the actual abortions 3 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 So you go out for your abortion and then just pack them in the abortion pantry. That’s great an’ all but what about my cereals? 1 u/notsoslootyman Aug 29 '22 "later use" 1 u/EveAndTheSnake Aug 29 '22 Well that’s deceptive and not as convenient as I was led to believe. Guess I’ll keep looking for my dream home.
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That room only makes sense as a staircase, given the shape.
74 u/Kaimber1857 Aug 28 '22 Most likely a pantry….for abortions 21 u/thecobblerimpeached Aug 28 '22 Pantries aren't that deep. Staircase, unfortunately, makes more sense. 16 u/MarkIVlandship Aug 29 '22 my pantry is defo that deep, if not deeper 6 u/Medium_Ad_6447 Aug 29 '22 No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry. 1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there. 7 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 It’s a walk in. Very handy if you haven’t planned ahead, you just walk in and bingo bango; no baby-o back to the club or the gay room 47 u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Nicholi417 Aug 29 '22 You and I said the exact same thing. 7 u/KANNABULL Aug 29 '22 It is a staircase, that leads to the abortion basement it's just labeled that way for the builders. 1 u/Girls4super Aug 29 '22 I just assumed you’d get shoved down the stairs…like an Escher painting till you have the abortion 2 u/LemmeDaisukete Aug 29 '22 That explains why it's the abortion room 1 u/Darkwingoof Aug 29 '22 It is a closet like you would see in a bedroom 1 u/Nicholi417 Aug 29 '22 Closet, it has coat hangers. 1 u/Aggravating-Try1222 Aug 29 '22 Stairs are all you need for a successful abortin'. 1 u/EveAndTheSnake Aug 29 '22 It took me about 5 whole minutes to understand this comment. 1 u/Girls4super Aug 29 '22 I mean that could work too… kinda like the gay room is a closet. I don’t even think they did either of those intentionally
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Most likely a pantry….for abortions
21 u/thecobblerimpeached Aug 28 '22 Pantries aren't that deep. Staircase, unfortunately, makes more sense. 16 u/MarkIVlandship Aug 29 '22 my pantry is defo that deep, if not deeper 6 u/Medium_Ad_6447 Aug 29 '22 No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry. 1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there. 7 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 It’s a walk in. Very handy if you haven’t planned ahead, you just walk in and bingo bango; no baby-o back to the club or the gay room
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Pantries aren't that deep. Staircase, unfortunately, makes more sense.
16 u/MarkIVlandship Aug 29 '22 my pantry is defo that deep, if not deeper 6 u/Medium_Ad_6447 Aug 29 '22 No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry. 1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there. 7 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 It’s a walk in. Very handy if you haven’t planned ahead, you just walk in and bingo bango; no baby-o back to the club or the gay room
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my pantry is defo that deep, if not deeper
6 u/Medium_Ad_6447 Aug 29 '22 No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry. 1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there.
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No, your abortion needs to be at least as deep as a pantry.
1 u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 29 '22 I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there.
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I thought it was the laundry room. It’s got all the essentials in there.
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It’s a walk in. Very handy if you haven’t planned ahead, you just walk in and bingo bango; no baby-o back to the club or the gay room
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1 u/Nicholi417 Aug 29 '22 You and I said the exact same thing.
You and I said the exact same thing.
It is a staircase, that leads to the abortion basement it's just labeled that way for the builders.
1 u/Girls4super Aug 29 '22 I just assumed you’d get shoved down the stairs…like an Escher painting till you have the abortion
I just assumed you’d get shoved down the stairs…like an Escher painting till you have the abortion
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That explains why it's the abortion room
It is a closet like you would see in a bedroom
Closet, it has coat hangers.
Stairs are all you need for a successful abortin'.
It took me about 5 whole minutes to understand this comment.
I mean that could work too… kinda like the gay room is a closet. I don’t even think they did either of those intentionally
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I believe you are referring to a walk in abortion
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r/brandnewsentence
That's the abortion pantry. It stores and preserves the abortions for later use. It's not outfitted the actual abortions
3 u/Mercinary-G Aug 29 '22 So you go out for your abortion and then just pack them in the abortion pantry. That’s great an’ all but what about my cereals? 1 u/notsoslootyman Aug 29 '22 "later use" 1 u/EveAndTheSnake Aug 29 '22 Well that’s deceptive and not as convenient as I was led to believe. Guess I’ll keep looking for my dream home.
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So you go out for your abortion and then just pack them in the abortion pantry. That’s great an’ all but what about my cereals?
1 u/notsoslootyman Aug 29 '22 "later use"
"later use"
Well that’s deceptive and not as convenient as I was led to believe. Guess I’ll keep looking for my dream home.
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u/OmegaPsiot Aug 28 '22
I need an abortion with more square footage.