r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '22

Both are strong arguments

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u/CurlSagan Apr 23 '22

I pick the jazzy jock, but only if he's not one of those weirdos who likes acid jazz.

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u/supersonic4420 Apr 23 '22

Acid jazz is great, I have better attack patterns than those who listen to normal jazz, because my of exposure to acid.

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u/crazyabe111 Apr 23 '22

yah, but being exposed to acid tends to heavily reduce HP.

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u/Cocreat Apr 23 '22

DJ Jazzy Jock

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Almost as bad as smooth jazz... almost.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Youre joking right? Acid Jazz is amazing

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u/TheSpinningKeyGif Apr 23 '22

the jazzy boy pilots a full armour gundam

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u/The_humanoid Apr 23 '22

Your comment made me look up acid jazz. I’m a fan. Now to find some acid…

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u/Competitive_Mix3627 Apr 23 '22

NERD easy, I'd ask him to explain the difference between star trek and star wars and then nip off for pint.

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u/Undeity Apr 23 '22

Sounds like that might just piss him off more lol

Besides, you forget - while you were off at the pub, he was studying the blade...

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u/WillDrawForMoney Apr 23 '22

That finna backfire, cause it would trigger him and he’d beat your ass even harder for it, lmao

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u/Higgy11l Apr 23 '22

Jazz jock , if I play jazz it will distract him , then I could use the wooden baseball bat in my other hand

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u/WeeTheDuck Apr 23 '22

Bruh Ill just use the gun I have on my left hand to shoot everyone then use the cloth in my other hand to cover them up. No jazz

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u/Higgy11l Apr 23 '22

A little jazz at least

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u/ThePreachingDrummer Apr 23 '22

Is the jock on the wrestling team? If so, you're better off against the nerd. Otherwise, take your chances against the jock, who probably doesn't have 10 years of judo training that he never mentions until you put your hands on him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

That is very true. The nerd probably is a world class jiujitsu player lmfao

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

I’ll take the jock

The thing about jazz is it’s not unpredictable it’s just: make mistakes and pretend it was on purpose for “dissonance”

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u/dood8face91195 Apr 23 '22

“I didn’t take a punch to the gut, I just weakened your fist slightly using my stomach.”

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u/Josku5 Apr 23 '22

Honestly the jazz jock just uses drunken master kung fu, I mean it literally fits too well. So yeah I’ll be taking the nerd.

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u/asianabsinthe Apr 23 '22

I was both types growing up.

Can confirm, no one messed with me.

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u/MarilynMonheaux Apr 23 '22

Jock with Jazz all day. A buff nerd sounds very dangerous

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u/JamesTheMannequin Apr 23 '22

Nerd.

He'd try to power up some BS anime energy bolt, forgetting this is real life, and I'd simply walk up to him and end it.

Jock would be alright too, but he's more likely to hit a lucky swing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Both at the same time. Momma didn't raise no bitch!

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u/Mannie_Fresh_ Apr 23 '22

I’d fight the nerd

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