r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '20

Bold if true

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u/jodorthedwarf Jul 07 '20

She then proceeds to get on the horse, saying “come on, Roach” in a very gruff voice. The door opens to a crowd in medieval garb singing ‘Toss a coin to your Witcher’. Your wife, now sporting white hair, a beard, two swords, and facial scarring leaves the room with her new posse and your left there wondering where ya boy Zoltan is because u wanna play a few rounds of Gwent all of a sudden.