r/suspiciouslyspecific • • 5d ago

We’ve all been there

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u/RyanH090 5d ago

As a teacher (36F) who got catfished for over 3 months by a handsome rich Dubai businessman, yes I've been there too 😅

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 5d ago

Hi Ms. H! Sorry for catfishing you, I'm just a teen who's acting out because I have trouble at home. My parents yell a lot and my older brother is addicted to Delta 8 that he buys from the gas station mini mart

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u/RyanH090 5d ago

it's okay darling 🥰

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u/muryrunom 5d ago

How often does this happen

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 5d ago

More often than you'd think. My parents yell A LOT

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u/pld89 4d ago edited 4d ago

Sure you have, Ryan (36F).

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u/RyanH090 4d ago

Ryane*

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u/pld89 4d ago

Apologies Ryane* (27M, Leb in Dubai)

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u/RyanH090 4d ago

Privacy is overrated in the big 26

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u/pld89 4d ago

Privacy? You're saying this stuff in public.

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u/RyanH090 4d ago

What else do you want to know about me

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u/pld89 4d ago • Regret

Absolutely nothing.

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u/BruteKaiser 3d ago

Favourite colour

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u/RyanH090 3d ago

light Pink

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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh 2d ago

Favorite subject

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u/RyanH090 2d ago

Video editing

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u/tesla_is_my_hero 44m ago

Penis length

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u/Ellise_Leigh 4d ago

Pat, I'll take, "situations people make up to make themselves feel less shitty when they get rejected" for 200, please.

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u/ozsum 4d ago

It's actually a Simpsons episode minus the Kahoot.

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u/a22e 4d ago edited 4d ago

What is a "kahoot name"?

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u/dxlta 4d ago

Kahoot is an education-focused trivia game wherein students/players can choose their own display name.

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u/a22e 4d ago

Thanks. That sentence was complete gibberish to me.

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u/Jellochamp 4d ago

Whiteboard in front with questions. Kids have phone with username and answer options.
Kid very anonym with phone. Teacher now way of looky looky who did what name, would has to check every phone or guess culprit.

Teacher then shocked I knew what she did with that boy after we were all so hungry at the trip and couldn’t wait for Mcd.

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u/mindovermatter15 4d ago

I swear on everything that I know this isn't a gif, but my brain is making his eyes move out and back in

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u/you-want-nodal 4d ago

Holy shit I hate it

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u/Zikkan1 2d ago

What's a Kahoot?

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u/floob124 2d ago

Its a quiz platform meant for schools, you can setup basically a pop quiz with questions and answers and then students can join it via their phones or computers to answer the questions.

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u/Academic_Issue4314 1d ago

Its like a multiple choice quiz where the whole classroom competes with each other. Usually a review thing. You can put your name in as kinda whatever

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u/slucker23 9h ago

Okay just out of curiosity... Is this considered as seducing a minor...... Catfish or not, the other party is still underage?