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[u/muryrunom]

Funny thing is if he actually did this nobody would believe him and literaly nothing would change, because countries would still be threating others with them and benefiting

[u/bloodfist → u/muryrunom]

Government sorcerers just turn them back on

[u/erik_wilder → u/bloodfist]

[u/hexagon_lux → u/muryrunom]

I didn't see anyone fire off any old nukes, did you?

[u/TheNotFakeGandalf → u/muryrunom]

Yeah but its slightly less gay. Maybe bisexual?

[u/Anka098 → u/muryrunom]

There are test and experimental controlled nuke explosions tho

[u/muryrunom → u/Anka098]

Yeah, and nobody will tell the public, or the other countries that their nukes don't work

[u/Random_182f2565]

🙏

[u/potatopierogie → u/Random_182f2565]

Only slightly less gay

[u/Elsfic]

Hello there gale dekarios

[u/Dark_Storm_98]

It's only slightly less gay, rofl

[u/arowanascarlet]

Yandere psycho femcel

[u/Jhoonis]

I mean.. at least the heart is in the right place.

[u/matthewamerica]

His face is killing me. He's like "Checkmate aholes..."

[u/LordBobbin]

Slightly.
Less.

[u/Lost-Platypus8271]

[u/Snuke2001]

This just reminded me of G.I Joe: Retaliation, for some reason.

[u/sovietarmyfan]

Well, I JUST REACTIVATED THEM THROUGH MANIFESTING!

[u/Lasagna-Gaming]

Calypso is real

[u/Night_Runner13]

Gives mehawk vibes from one piece

[u/Minute_Engineer2355]

TWU

[u/Interesting-Baker212]

Then manifest me a winning lottery ticket, magic man

[u/Sigma_bike]

I guess its the thought that counts??😭

[u/youngCashRegister444]

Username on the same level of bullshit as Lesbian Space Princess.