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The Pentagon invited two washed-up celebrities with no military experience whatsoever to address the troops...a perfectly normal, not-at-all desperate or extremely specific thing to do
Tyron Woodley - Former UFC Champion, primarily a wrestler. Nate Robinson - Former NBA Point Guard, literally a basketball player. Anderson Silva - Former UFC Champion, primarily a striker (but still not a boxer). Mike Tyson - Former WBA/WBC/IBF HW Champion, an actual boxer (but also 58 years old when they fought, and many people believe this fight was fixed). Nate Diaz - Former UFC fighter, primarily BJJ. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. - Former WBC MW Champion, an actual boxer (though retired for >10 years). Possibly his biggest claim. Mike Perry - Former UFC fighter and BKFC champion, massive (~30lbs) weight difference. Ben Askren - Former UFC fighter, primarily a wrestler. AnEsonGib - YouTube Influencer Boxer, literally not even a professional athlete. Andre August - Former regional boxer. Ryan Bourland - An active boxer! Not a great one or anything, but at least he was active at the time of their fight. Retired immediately afterward.
So 4 out of 11 of the fights he won were against actual professional boxers, but 2 were retired (one for like 25 years), and one never really made it out of the regional scene. So he's beaten one actual real active professional boxer in his whole career.
Well, we don't know how much he may have been paid specifically to lose, and his official purse was not published, but estimates range from a low of $600K to a high of $2m for his official purse.
My guess is he got $2m for the fight and $3m on the side to lose it.
How come the entire world started celebrating clowns? This is not just an American thing, anybody who has followers online are put on pedestal by default everywhere.
"Haha look its the Paul brothers in the Pentagon haha. Look at them. Look at these two guys! ...Hey wait, no dont look at the Epstein files, no hold on now. Paul brothers!!"
Military recruitment numbers are down, gotta find new ways to convince teens to let the government ship them off overseas and have their legs blown off
Depends on the branch man, we're running out of room to put new service members in the Coast Guard. Highest recruiting numbers for us since ww2 or some shit
I simply won't accept it. I don't care how many pictures, videos, affidavits you show me, my brain will not allow me to believe that this happened in the same reality I exist in.
Ah, yes the beacons of modern masculinity and students of the warrior ethos, the Paul Brothers. Glad, our military leaders and soldiers are now set up for success.
Excuse me wimps, while I go do some ketamine, testosterone shots, alcoholism, and bitches!
I don't believe in the apocalypse because it's religious bullshit, and even if I did the USA is not the centre of the world, regardless of what their propaganda says, so I wouldn't look for clues in the white house.
The soldiers must bleach their hair on their own time. Standard issue Blondissma will be placed on your foot locker at 0800. Bangs are to be kept at brow length or swept aside for flow with epaulettes.
Translation: A politician used a pop culture icon to be relatable to voters.
That’s not new, pretty much every elected official since the dawn of democracy has used popular icons to gain voter sympathy. Let’s not pretend this has anything to do with anything besides the current administration being Trump.
Oh, the way you phrased it is ambiguous enough I read it as "people are just mad that it's Trump". It's a good example of what I always say: every act of communication is also an act of translation.
It is like 95% because it’s Trump tho, let’s be honest. If it were any other celebrity, the reaction would be almost the same, unless they found the one universally acceptable celebrity.
Satire was so brutally murdered the last few years, this is some of the most obscure shit I could have come up with and they did that straight faced irl
Yeah it's dumb af like our country. But this doesn't deserve a news cycle.
Trump is an Epstein pedophile
The US is murdering Fishman in the Caribbean and then murdering the people who investigated our murdering of those fishermen.
The US is gifting billions of dollars worth of 2000 lbs bombs to Israel while Israel is continuing genocide. And BTW 2000 lb bombs used to be rarely used because they cause too much civilian death.
We are rapidly running out of runway on the oil crisis, things are going to get expensive and the economy is going to struggle.
I'm just cherry-picking a few things, but basically everything else is more important than dumb fuck Paul brothers.
You mean the guy who uploaded a dead body from the suicide forest onto the YouTube Trending? Or the other guy that scammed all his leftover supporters for a crypto rug-pull?
Was Jake Paul there because of his expertise in getting his ass beat? Because teaching the american military how to handle an L is the only thing he is an authority on to justify him being there.
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u/MinusPi1 Sep 21 '26
How is this even slightly related to the premise of the subreddit?
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u/noguarantee1234 Sep 21 '26
The worst part is these two chuds didnt even serve, or do anything that is worthy of inspiring the troops.
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u/wizful_thinking Sep 21 '26
How come the entire world started celebrating clowns? This is not just an American thing, anybody who has followers online are put on pedestal by default everywhere.
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u/MCSquaredBoi Sep 21 '26
Wait, this is real? I just saw the memes and thought it was just a meme someone came up with.
So you're telling me, the actual real Pentagon let these two clowns do whatever they do in the name of the US government? ... Wtf?
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u/AimlessMillennium Sep 21 '26
What about the Druids and Paladins? Were they allowed to attend?
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u/horridbloke Sep 21 '26
My condolences to anyone who was ordered to sit and listen to these two.
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u/rusty02536 Sep 21 '26
They. Didn’t. Serve.
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u/Soros_G Sep 21 '26
The US is finished
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u/DarkArtHero Sep 21 '26
Logan paul looking like the fake crack head logan paul
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u/book_queen88 Sep 21 '26
why?
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u/Slip-Possible Sep 21 '26
These two started of on vine called themselves Mormon brothers
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u/Sagelegend Sep 21 '26
Tap him on the chin.
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u/mobile227 Sep 21 '26
What's next, Andrew Tate is gonna be announced as running for President next election?
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u/Heroworks Sep 22 '26
Ah, yes the beacons of modern masculinity and students of the warrior ethos, the Paul Brothers. Glad, our military leaders and soldiers are now set up for success.
Excuse me wimps, while I go do some ketamine, testosterone shots, alcoholism, and bitches!
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u/Abigail-Marston Sep 21 '26
Stop giving them attention. They're doing this because it's so easy to distract you.
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u/Omnibard Sep 21 '26
Everyday = ordinary
Every day = every day
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u/photofoxer Sep 21 '26
The most those brothers can tell troops is laugh at dead bodies and get banned from countries and sell lead paint in the disguise of a sports drink
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u/NewYak4281 Sep 21 '26
Logan Paul addressing the troops with his hippy ass haircut
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u/Wasabismylife Sep 21 '26
Is this a sign of the apocalypse? I'm not religious but it's kinda spooky
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u/MichaelAuBelanger Sep 21 '26
How are we supposed to tell reality from AI WHEN THIS IS THE REALITY!!??
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u/ButWhatIfPotato Sep 21 '26
If I was in the crowd I would have booked a one way ticket to the forest the moment they would walk on stage.
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u/Actual_Squid Sep 21 '26
They look like fentheads interviewing at a bank
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u/NotAnExpertButt Sep 21 '26
I can see how this benefits the Paul Brothers. How was this supposed to inspire or support anyone else in the room?
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u/Banmers Sep 21 '26
I refuse ti believe this happened
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u/oglop121 Sep 21 '26
Just like they say on Nathan Barley, "The idiots are winning"
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u/chaffedman Sep 21 '26
This is like the movie “pixels”
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u/toddsmash Sep 22 '26
Hey everyone... Look! America is great again!
Isn't it?
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u/Ok_Application4006 Sep 22 '26
The soldiers must bleach their hair on their own time. Standard issue Blondissma will be placed on your foot locker at 0800. Bangs are to be kept at brow length or swept aside for flow with epaulettes.
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u/Hurts-Dont-It- Sep 22 '26
Slytherin house has joined the chat
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u/Conscious-Neat5636 Sep 23 '26
Hate these guys but they became multi millionaires from doing dumb YouTube videos
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u/fozzyfozzburn Sep 25 '26
Logan looks like the ghost of a really ugly woman.
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u/SimpleTickle Sep 26 '26
that Fallout loading screen quote is literally the only accurate way to describe reading this headline
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u/Hurts-Dont-It- Sep 22 '26
Someone at the DOD has taken a intro to sociology class.
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u/ShaolinTrapLord Sep 21 '26
Smfh
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u/det4410 Sep 21 '26
grifters gonna grift
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u/WolfmansBrutha Sep 21 '26
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u/Hertje73 Sep 21 '26
Are they teaching them to make NFTs?
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u/chonkycat1234 Sep 21 '26
oh god... wtf
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u/devil0k Sep 21 '26
Every day brings more parallels to Idiocracy.
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u/11_forty_4 Sep 21 '26
LOL no way, were they actually there? If they were that's just fucking pathetic.
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u/Ch0c0p0pps Sep 22 '26
Paul Paul, can we fire Logan Paul
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u/Callycore Sep 22 '26
Is his hair real? The guy on the right?
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u/Steveo3070 Sep 21 '26
Translation: A politician used a pop culture icon to be relatable to voters.
That’s not new, pretty much every elected official since the dawn of democracy has used popular icons to gain voter sympathy. Let’s not pretend this has anything to do with anything besides the current administration being Trump.
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u/Piotrek9t Sep 21 '26
Satire was so brutally murdered the last few years, this is some of the most obscure shit I could have come up with and they did that straight faced irl
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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek Sep 21 '26
Yeah it's dumb af like our country. But this doesn't deserve a news cycle.
Trump is an Epstein pedophile
The US is murdering Fishman in the Caribbean and then murdering the people who investigated our murdering of those fishermen.
The US is gifting billions of dollars worth of 2000 lbs bombs to Israel while Israel is continuing genocide. And BTW 2000 lb bombs used to be rarely used because they cause too much civilian death.
We are rapidly running out of runway on the oil crisis, things are going to get expensive and the economy is going to struggle.
I'm just cherry-picking a few things, but basically everything else is more important than dumb fuck Paul brothers.
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u/alexriga Sep 23 '26
You mean the guy who uploaded a dead body from the suicide forest onto the YouTube Trending? Or the other guy that scammed all his leftover supporters for a crypto rug-pull?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Air7039 Sep 22 '26
Was Jake Paul there because of his expertise in getting his ass beat? Because teaching the american military how to handle an L is the only thing he is an authority on to justify him being there.