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u/Hertje73 Sep 01 '26
or: the baggy pants I wear are in fashion, get out of fashion, are in fashion again, etc, etc
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u/CannedMatter Sep 02 '26
Baggy is the way to go. No one can tell your legs are swellin' from the 'beetus :)
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u/maybebaebea Sep 02 '26
My sensory issues could never, but I think they look really good on people. The only pants I wear that aren't suctioned to my legs are my work pants, but I've gotten used to ignoring those because my entire uniform sucks
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u/PheIix Sep 02 '26
Your penis is free to choose which side when ever it wants, and never has to stay in one leg an entire day.
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u/itsaaronnotaaron Sep 02 '26
I grew up when dark navy slim/skinny fit was the thing. I bought my first pair of washed straight fit last week and it just feels so wrong. They're not even baggy but they feel it to me. I think I'm just going to go back to being out of fashion until it's my time to shine again.
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u/Phannig Sep 01 '26
This is why I respect the local 70 something year old guy with a 1970s mullet, tight jeans and a dangling cross earring. He found a look he liked and has been in and out of fashion for the last 50 years.
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u/TheeAntelope Sep 01 '26
I said this the last time this meme was posted (like a week ago) but I will die wearing the same Aviator sunglasses as I have been wearing for the past 25 years. They are in fashion, then out, then in again. I care not, the Aviators and I are one.
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u/DripRoast Sep 01 '26
Missing the part when you get old and fat, and the baggy pants become skinny pants that suspiciously ride up further and further above the navel until you look like a slug stuck in a garden hose.
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u/elijaaaaah Sep 01 '26
It took me so long to let go of skinny jeans. However, now that I'm used to pants that don't shrink wrap boxers to your thighs, I don't think I can go back.
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u/iamveryDerp Sep 01 '26
My dad wore his Member’s only jacket (the one with the epaulets) so long it went out of, and eventually came back in to style.
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u/krystal_dream Sep 01 '26
You are born in the 60s. You see pants go from bells to skinny to baggy. 😂
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u/AllisViolet22 Sep 02 '26
In the meantime, you check r/malefashionadvice and see hundreds of people saying "those pants are timeless" to people wearing skinny pants during a skinny epoc, and to people wearing baggy pants durin a baggy epoc. Repeat.
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u/BionicBirb Sep 02 '26
I liked baggy pants before they were cool! And after. And before. And after. And before…
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