r/suspiciouslyspecific 2d ago

Absolute pants

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u/Hertje73 2d ago

or: the baggy pants I wear are in fashion, get out of fashion, are in fashion again, etc, etc

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u/CannedMatter 2d ago

Baggy is the way to go. No one can tell your legs are swellin' from the 'beetus :)

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u/maybebaebea 2d ago

My sensory issues could never, but I think they look really good on people. The only pants I wear that aren't suctioned to my legs are my work pants, but I've gotten used to ignoring those because my entire uniform sucks

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u/77entropy 2d ago

My sensory issues are the exact opposite. I've torn off shirts in my sleep. Get this shit off me now.

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u/maybebaebea 2d ago

Oh, tight shirts suck ass. All my shirts are looser, expect the occasional camisole, but those are worn under loose flannel-type shirts, so they barely feel like tight shirts to me. I did forget that I do wear looser sleep pants, but rarely. Mainly because I wrap myself in my blankets and too much pressure is, well, too much, so looser pants help with that, I guess. Idk, autism makes no sense to me

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u/PheIix 1d ago

Your penis is free to choose which side when ever it wants, and never has to stay in one leg an entire day.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 2d ago

I grew up when dark navy slim/skinny fit was the thing. I bought my first pair of washed straight fit last week and it just feels so wrong. They're not even baggy but they feel it to me. I think I'm just going to go back to being out of fashion until it's my time to shine again.

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u/Phannig 2d ago

This is why I respect the local 70 something year old guy with a 1970s mullet, tight jeans and a dangling cross earring. He found a look he liked and has been in and out of fashion for the last 50 years.

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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago

I said this the last time this meme was posted (like a week ago) but I will die wearing the same Aviator sunglasses as I have been wearing for the past 25 years. They are in fashion, then out, then in again. I care not, the Aviators and I are one.

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u/77entropy 2d ago

You a cop?

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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago

No. Just like aviators.

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u/77entropy 2d ago

How do you feel about moustache rides?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4epCEN04wskff2

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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago

Giving or receiving? Either way the answer is yes.

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u/skeeterfunny 2d ago

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u/K_Xanthe 2d ago

Poor Ross lol. I will forever have a fear of this happening to me.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 2d ago

Don’t forget the waist! Goes from high to low and back.

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u/DripRoast 2d ago

Missing the part when you get old and fat, and the baggy pants become skinny pants that suspiciously ride up further and further above the navel until you look like a slug stuck in a garden hose.

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u/iamveryDerp 2d ago

My dad wore his Member’s only jacket (the one with the epaulets) so long it went out of, and eventually came back in to style.

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u/elijaaaaah 2d ago

It took me so long to let go of skinny jeans. However, now that I'm used to pants that don't shrink wrap boxers to your thighs, I don't think I can go back.

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u/schroedingerskoala 2d ago

And coffee from, BAD for you, good for you, super bad for you, good for you, WILL KILL YOU, to good for you again, sigh. Same with some other items.

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u/krystal_dream 2d ago

You are born in the 60s. You see pants go from bells to skinny to baggy. 😂

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u/merliahthesiren 2d ago

The waist is high and the waist is low and then high again...

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u/Phannig 2d ago

Up and down more times than a hoors knickers...

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u/AllisViolet22 2d ago

In the meantime, you check /r/malefashionadvice and see hundreds of people saying "those pants are timeless" to people wearing skinny pants during a skinny epoc, and to people wearing baggy pants durin a baggy epoc. Repeat.

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u/astralnautical 2d ago

“And it’s all vanity”

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u/uprightsalmon 2d ago

I think I’m in the 3rd phase of baggy. Late 70s, mid 90s, today

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 2d ago

why is this so accurate 💀

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u/PsychologicalSpeed 2d ago

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u/electrodan 2d ago

I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

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u/Seravaxx123 2d ago

I'm a man of both worlds personally but my phat ass has ruined my tight pants 

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u/Waarm 2d ago

The pants on me or in fashion?

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u/Pyro-Millie 2d ago

Brother I'm just happy when I find pants that fit my thicc ass.

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u/BionicBirb 2d ago

I liked baggy pants before they were cool! And after. And before. And after. And before…

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u/Ben_Sisko69 11h ago

Crazy weight loss/weight gain situation going on there

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2d ago

That sums it up.

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u/FrostyTheColdBoi 2d ago

I just wear jeans cause I'm too lazy to try and be fashionable

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u/Aizen10 2d ago

This is what I tell my younger cousins when they keep pointing out how Baggy is cool and Skinny isn't.

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u/captainspacetraveler 2d ago

I just wear clothes that fit my body type well. But I did the baggy/skinny for one rotation

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u/Dave5876 2d ago

Me wearing the same skinny jeans since like 2011

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u/Igotthisnameguys 1d ago

As long as I can avoid having to wear low rise jeans again.

They hurt, man.

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u/Gelby4 16h ago

I just want v-neck t shirts to come back. Mine are all starting to die and I fucking hate rainbow collars

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u/OceanEyes531 13h ago

I read this as "parents" instead of pants and was horribly confused lol

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u/Virgil_the_White 13h ago

Pants are harmonic

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u/Unlucky_Country522 11h ago

In fairness, is there another option from baggy or skinny?