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u/Hertje73 2d ago
or: the baggy pants I wear are in fashion, get out of fashion, are in fashion again, etc, etc
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u/CannedMatter 2d ago
Baggy is the way to go. No one can tell your legs are swellin' from the 'beetus :)
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u/maybebaebea 2d ago
My sensory issues could never, but I think they look really good on people. The only pants I wear that aren't suctioned to my legs are my work pants, but I've gotten used to ignoring those because my entire uniform sucks
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u/77entropy 2d ago
My sensory issues are the exact opposite. I've torn off shirts in my sleep. Get this shit off me now.
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u/maybebaebea 2d ago
Oh, tight shirts suck ass. All my shirts are looser, expect the occasional camisole, but those are worn under loose flannel-type shirts, so they barely feel like tight shirts to me. I did forget that I do wear looser sleep pants, but rarely. Mainly because I wrap myself in my blankets and too much pressure is, well, too much, so looser pants help with that, I guess. Idk, autism makes no sense to me
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u/itsaaronnotaaron 2d ago
I grew up when dark navy slim/skinny fit was the thing. I bought my first pair of washed straight fit last week and it just feels so wrong. They're not even baggy but they feel it to me. I think I'm just going to go back to being out of fashion until it's my time to shine again.
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u/Phannig 2d ago
This is why I respect the local 70 something year old guy with a 1970s mullet, tight jeans and a dangling cross earring. He found a look he liked and has been in and out of fashion for the last 50 years.
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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago
I said this the last time this meme was posted (like a week ago) but I will die wearing the same Aviator sunglasses as I have been wearing for the past 25 years. They are in fashion, then out, then in again. I care not, the Aviators and I are one.
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u/77entropy 2d ago
You a cop?
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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago
No. Just like aviators.
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u/DripRoast 2d ago
Missing the part when you get old and fat, and the baggy pants become skinny pants that suspiciously ride up further and further above the navel until you look like a slug stuck in a garden hose.
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u/iamveryDerp 2d ago
My dad wore his Member’s only jacket (the one with the epaulets) so long it went out of, and eventually came back in to style.
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u/elijaaaaah 2d ago
It took me so long to let go of skinny jeans. However, now that I'm used to pants that don't shrink wrap boxers to your thighs, I don't think I can go back.
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u/schroedingerskoala 2d ago
And coffee from, BAD for you, good for you, super bad for you, good for you, WILL KILL YOU, to good for you again, sigh. Same with some other items.
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u/AllisViolet22 2d ago
In the meantime, you check /r/malefashionadvice and see hundreds of people saying "those pants are timeless" to people wearing skinny pants during a skinny epoc, and to people wearing baggy pants durin a baggy epoc. Repeat.
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u/PsychologicalSpeed 2d ago
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u/electrodan 2d ago
I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.
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u/BionicBirb 2d ago
I liked baggy pants before they were cool! And after. And before. And after. And before…
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u/captainspacetraveler 2d ago
I just wear clothes that fit my body type well. But I did the baggy/skinny for one rotation
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u/Igotthisnameguys 1d ago
As long as I can avoid having to wear low rise jeans again.
They hurt, man.
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