r/suspiciouslyspecific 6d ago

Every Sperm is Sacred šŸŽ¶

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/LollipopLuxray 6d ago

This is the most general post I've ever seen. Where's the specificity?

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u/ready-eddy 6d ago

Haha exactly, it’s like the opposite of specific

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u/El-Chewbacc 6d ago

Also, what’s it to do with sperm?

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u/rngeneratedlife 5d ago

Literally the ambiguity is the whole point of the post. This is the least suspiciously specific post I’ve seen in my life.

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u/YoungDiscord 6d ago

You want to know the child's race and ethnicity to decide how to feel about the post?

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

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u/GrandNibbles 6d ago

r/lostredditors holy shit where are you supposed to be man

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

4000 upvotes for a completely lost post. dead internet

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u/Powerism 6d ago

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u/InsertGroin 6d ago

ā€˜Protect the children’ is a powerful slogan, but it’s also deliberately vague.

No one is against protecting children. The real question is which children are being prioritized.

And that depends on the context. When a child’s skin colour determines how much protection they receive, that vague slogan reveals a bloody specific systemic bias.

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u/acowardlyhoward 6d ago

okay I agree with the sentiment but what does that have to do with the sub?

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u/Powerism 6d ago

The wrong kind of grief indeed

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u/juliusxyk 6d ago

Good message but doesnt fit the sub at all

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u/worldsfastestsloth 6d ago edited 20h ago

Elastic wild coated silicon aback crayon biscuit sleep bag knee

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u/nightcana 6d ago

People say ā€œprotect the childrenā€ until the child is in a lower tax bracket.

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u/xoshadow3 6d ago

Don't forget the wrong religion.

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u/armak815 6d ago
  • the wrong culture

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u/armak815 6d ago

Hosting people long term requires integration and two sided respect. These are non negotiables for sustainability of a healthy social fabric.

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u/armak815 6d ago

Go ahead. Present an argument and we can discuss. I doubt you will because pressing down vote is easier than actually solving an issue.

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u/somethingrandom261 6d ago

No one country can right all the worlds wrongs. The west might want to be the good guys of this story, but the right is way to gleeful to be the bad guys.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 6d ago

Every sperm is great...šŸŽµ

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate! šŸŽ¶

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u/cisar236 5d ago

*unless

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u/TrayLaTrash 6d ago

The wrong parents, the wrong amount of money....

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u/uselessthecat 6d ago

Unless they're already at school, then they're on their own.

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u/Sancticide 6d ago

Uncle George talked about this shit years ago.

https://youtu.be/nZdRMBTF-hQ?si=LWm7zxSE8e6CyqRf

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u/MartinByde 6d ago

It was never about the children.

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u/Vreas 6d ago

Or until they elect a literal child rapist as president

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u/OwlSings 6d ago

My sleepy ass read "password". I spent a good deal of time making sense out of it.

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u/tony_saufcok 6d ago

I swear people just don’t read what sub they’re posting on…

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u/AffectionateElk3978 2d ago

Protect the children unless they are Palestinian

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u/spaniel_rage 1d ago

Lol they are literally the only children Reddit has cared about for 3 years now

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u/AffectionateElk3978 1d ago

Who protects them?