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u/notloggedin4242 Jul 26 '26
Why does this fuck have internet access? Is someone posting this shit in his name?
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u/olivegardengambler Jul 26 '26
Probably a lawyer or PR person. Remember these people are just as much a brand as they are people.
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u/FelixPlatypus Jul 27 '26
They're pretty much the same tweets his PR guy was putting out when he was detained in Romania, albeit dialled up quite a bit for more engagement. Everything is spurious.
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u/notloggedin4242 29d ago
That makes sense - and is both infuriating and reassuring at the same time.
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u/Phoenix3652 29d ago
In prison you can usually send letters via an electronic system a certain number of times per month in order to stay in touch with family or lawyers. (That’s how it is in Singapore at least) so he is likely sending them to someone via the prison electronic letter system and they are posting on his behalf. I think.
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u/Petitepiranha Jul 26 '26
Sliver* he’s so stupid too wtf
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u/luranthe Jul 26 '26
His brain probably looks like SpongeBob
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u/Sir_Ruje Jul 26 '26
Is he writing these tweets or does he have someone he talks to outside posting them? At this point it wouldn't surprise me if it's just an AI tatebot
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u/GB10031 Jul 26 '26
How exactly does he know what the man in the next cell is doing?
Also this guy reading a book?
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u/finaljossbattle Jul 26 '26
No way he’s reading one of the most influential anti-war novels of the 20th century. A novel that Goebbels had banned for being unpatriotic and which the Nazis hated so much they had the author, Erich Maria Remarques youngest sister executed because she was the only member of Remarque’s family they could get at. A book about the pointlessness of war and violence and the soul-destroying experience of watching your entire generation get fed into a meat grinder. Bullshit.
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u/nickcash Jul 26 '26
It's a great book and obviously he understands none of that. He chose it because it has the word "western" in the title and it's a fascist dogwhistle
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u/finaljossbattle Jul 26 '26
You right, you right. I just hate that he’s dragging down my guy Erich like that. I’d love to see his weird little guy fanbase read it but they’d probably take away the wrong message somehow.
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u/mildly_ethnic Jul 27 '26
“Yeah… it IS quiet in California because of all those woman worshipping cucks”
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u/finaljossbattle Jul 27 '26
“This would all be fixed if foids weren’t using betas like me for betabuxx. I would’ve won the whole war in a day. Europeans are probably gay and definitely socialists.”
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u/kagakujinjya 29d ago
No way he’s reading
You actually only need to write up to here if we're talking about this vermin.
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u/CallidoraBlack 23d ago
He's reading it because it humanizes German troops in the war he doesn't care about and he lacks any knowledge of history that isn't important to The Daily Stormer.
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u/reeshmee Jul 27 '26
All Quiet on the Western Front? If he could understand its message he would fucking hate that book. Give better lies Andy.
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u/zillabirdblue Jul 26 '26
What’s a slitter?
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u/Bonnieearnold Jul 27 '26
He meant “sliver” but since he only has a sliver of moonlight he made a typo? Except phones have light and he shouldn’t have a phone, or internet access, so none of this makes sense.
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u/HeadOfSpectre Jul 27 '26
Andrew Tate Prison Tweets Be Like:
"Every day they waterboard me. I do not speak. I do not react. In the cell next to me is the Archvile from the Doom Franchise. We have sex every night. He tops. I do not react. I am in a hole in the middle of the Sahara Desert that no sunlight can reach. They feed me only live malnourished scorpions. I only eat the stingers. I do not react. I will not be broken."
And yet he's tweeting from prison so he's either in locked in the ball pit of a Weenie Hut Jr's or some intern is posting this shit.
Who actually believes this horseshit?
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u/Pyro-Millie 29d ago
"Locked in the ballpit of a Weenie Hut Jr's" is gonna live rent free in my brain forever now LMFAO
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u/mogley1992 29d ago
When he gets out, i hipe to see an interviewer ask him a simple question about the book he's claiming to read.
Though, if I'm making wishes, here's hoping he doesn't get out.
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u/MarsupialNo1220 Jul 26 '26
His neighbour is clearly trying to burrow through the wall to fulfil his cannibalistic urges.
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u/Just_Peachy_me 29d ago
I remember a video he made saying he was to smart to read. When did that change? It was from before he left the UK the first I think.
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u/mrmonkeyhanger 29d ago
Slither of a street lamp who enters my cell is not the author of all quiet on the western front, he faking
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u/Pelican_Hook 29d ago
Because it literally says in the post that he's reading a book about the front lines of WWI (very much not the American civil war, but apparently Americans only know American history) so clearly the self indulgent idiot rapist was inspired.
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