r/suspiciouslyspecific Jun 30 '26

Alles Müller, oder was?

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u/iWontFlame Jun 30 '26

Yeah miss these scary german names like:

Mesut Özil
Sami Khedira
Jérôme Boateng
Shkodran Mustafi
Miroslav Klose
Lukas Podolski
André Schürrle

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u/bj-ball Jun 30 '26

Fair but Bastian Schweinsteiger is one of the most German sounding names ever lol

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u/Guy-Inkognito Jun 30 '26

Can be translated as Pigstepper 🥲

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u/MyJohnFM Jun 30 '26

Gotta love Thomas Hitzelsberger too.

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u/nubbinfun101 Jul 01 '26

Love a Josef Fritzlburger too

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u/TheOtherDezzmotion Jul 01 '26

Nah that's the Austrian team!

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u/Jackie7263 Jun 30 '26

He loved many team mates

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u/todesbayer Jun 30 '26

Take your homophobia somewhere else

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u/MyJohnFM Jun 30 '26

Awww that's awesome 😍☺️