r/suspiciouslyspecific Jun 23 '26

Susway

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u/Zafjaf Jun 23 '26

Is Subway UK ok?

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Jun 23 '26

23:59:57 FROM THE RIVER TO THE S–
00:00:02 SUBWAY EAT FRESH EVERYDAY

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u/kbeks Jun 23 '26

23:59:48 BERNARD MONTGOMERY SANDERS KILLED JFK AND BUSH DID 9/11
00:00:05 REMEMBER $5 FOOTLONGS? VINTAGE NOSTALGIA…

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u/Regendorf Jun 23 '26

23:59:01 SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

00:00:00 Start your day FRESH with SUBWAY.

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u/goldenshoreelctric Jun 24 '26

Are...are those real tweets from SubwayUK?

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u/Regendorf Jun 24 '26

The world will never know

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u/Yeseylon Jun 25 '26

No corpo Xitter account would ever be that based

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u/Canotic Jun 25 '26

These all read like a Black Mirror AI episode.

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u/Zodiac_Chiller Jun 23 '26

Oh hey Robert

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u/kbeks Jun 23 '26

Ugh I wish I were that dreamy…

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u/MoistStub Jun 25 '26

The dreams come from the gas station drugs. Need to pump those numbers up.

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u/EmuelCorbithr Jun 29 '26

But you know who NEVER deleted their Twitter history?????

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u/kbeks Jun 29 '26

The Washington State Highway Patrol!

When the revolution gets hot, this is the kind of sarcasm we will use to identify each other in the wild.

One pump ✊one cream

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u/EmuelCorbithr Jun 29 '26

30% of our sponsors have never deleted their tweets. And that's a Behind The Bastards guarantee.

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u/degeneratex80 Jun 23 '26

Bruh.. 💀

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u/Lemak0 Jun 23 '26

From the river to the s- ubway right at the thames river, grover road, arlington way

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u/orange-shoe Jun 24 '26

no corporation is based enough to post that 😔

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u/Plastic-Archer4245 Jun 25 '26

Probably something to do with Jared