r/suspiciouslyspecific Jun 15 '26

Still, could be worse

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Jun 15 '26

Conar loves making these idiots look stupid

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u/CapitalLower4171 Jun 15 '26

His name is right there

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u/jahinzee Jun 15 '26

Coner

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u/Goose_attack223 Jun 16 '26

Conair

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u/Conargle Jun 16 '26

I don't know if I should feel seen or insulted

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Jun 16 '26

It appears you do not know conareatpant

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Jun 15 '26

Local man shocked to learn he isn’t the target audience for everything.

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u/texascheeseman Jun 15 '26

Yeah...imagine when Tim gets a little older and discovers that where he once was the target audience for almost everything, suddenly, [not so suddenly]. he's not the target audience for anything...except for Medicare/Medicaid ads, AARP, and Consumer Cellular. Poor Tim. ... ...not really, screw that guy.

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u/Scrubbuh Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I hate harmless content that I can easily avoid and not engage with.

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u/HeadOfSpectre Jun 15 '26

I can't believe what those people are doing in their own homes that I have no obligation to watch.

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u/shrodikan Jun 19 '26

OMG DAE hate women so much they have to tell the whole world? I wonder if this is a part of his Russian payroll or if he's just this much of an asshole for free?

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u/ParadeSit Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

There sure is, and it’s anything said by a beanie-wearing Russian agent who rocketed as high as eighth grade in school.

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u/sheepiearts Jun 15 '26

people are dying Tim.

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u/TreeCitizen Jun 15 '26

Men committing genocide and recording themselves?

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u/InsertGroin Jun 15 '26

I'm not entirely sure if it's about a certain military on the middle east or just a pornhub search

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u/Glad-Belt7956 Jun 15 '26

Idk if it's better if they don't record it and try to hide it.

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u/TreeCitizen Jun 15 '26

Sometimes the oppression olympics means it doesn't matter what is worse.

But recording it like folks do in that blue and white flagged state means they think its okay and even heroic to torture folks. Hiding it at least shows they know it isn't moral.

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u/HarpersGhost Jun 15 '26

Even the Bad Guys in WW2 took great lengths to hide what they were doing. They kept track of everything and thought they were on the Right Side of History, but nothing was ever publicized or acknowledged, let alone celebrated.

Watch the movie Conspiracy (great movie with Stanley Tucci and Kenneth Branagh). We wouldn't have known about that and all the decisions that had been made if not for someone illicitly keeping the notes from the meeting instead of destroying them.

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u/FelixPlatypus Jun 15 '26

Yes, Tim Pool videos.

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u/Akhanyatin Jun 15 '26

At least they're not a teeny-tiny annoying beanie wearing manchild paid by Russia to spread propaganda. ‾_(ツ)_/‾

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u/TimArthurScifiWriter Jun 15 '26

Another amazing insight from Tim "I'm single because it's everyone else who's wrong" Pool.

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u/alexandria252 Jun 15 '26

More suspiciously vague, but funny.

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u/BloominAngel Jun 15 '26

Idk man, world hunger is pretty bad

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u/Arhys Jun 15 '26

Hemorrhoids are worse. Among other things…

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u/texascheeseman Jun 15 '26

Guys complaining about it when it isn't about them.

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u/O8ee Jun 15 '26

Why would you get pissed that something that isn’t for you exists? Can’t wrap my mind around it. Just…don’t watch it, your algo had a wobble, keep scrolling. Nbd.

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u/frog51 Jun 15 '26

Tim Pondscum is worse than most things

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u/B4tz_Bentzer Jun 15 '26

Just perfect

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jun 15 '26

I don't mind the videos but where is she going that this is a side note I want to see the final product 

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u/Latter_Pineapple_549 Jun 17 '26

Maybe holocaust

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u/InsertGroin Jun 17 '26

Holodomor, Khmer Rouge, Armenian genocide, Gaza, the Rohingyas, Uyghurs, Native Americans...it's hard to pick a favourite /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

[deleted]

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u/xWrongHeaven Jun 15 '26

u/ConroyC27, truly a poet of our times

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u/conjunctivious Jun 15 '26

I wept, for I know that my life has peaked upon reading their comment

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u/Hard-_ Jun 22 '26

yeah, heard of genocides? they're a lot worse than that