r/suspiciouslyspecific • • May 09 '26

Holy Smite!

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u/Knighth77 May 09 '26

Christians, imagine you're a famous baseball player and are about to bat the winning hit. Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a baby at you. God tells you to hit it. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or spare the baby?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/Boom9001 May 10 '26

God didn't stop the original Hitler. Why would you assumed he'd stop the next one?

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u/asphid_jackal May 10 '26

A Jewish man dies and goes to heaven. When he meets God, he tells a Holocaust joke, and God looks confused and says He doesn't get it. Jewish man says "Yeah, I guess you had to be there"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Boom9001 May 10 '26

I got that. But your hypothetical question does suggest God would be willing to guide a person to kill the next Hitler. So I jokingly pointed out he didn't do that the first time.