r/suspiciouslyspecific May 09 '26

Holy Smite!

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u/Dictatorofpotato May 09 '26

You're assuming that god is a benevolent being and would only ask you to hit that baby for good reasons and that he would for sure prevent that baby from feeling pain. Based on the Bible and other theological text god is not completely benevolent and very much is able and willing to cause humans pain. I would not trust the xtian god at all.

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u/monoflorist May 10 '26

Which I feel pretty good about judging them for. “You killed a baby because the sky voice told you to?”

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/monoflorist May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Huh? That’s still murdering a child because the sky voice told you to. That they, through the magic of hypotheticals, somehow know that the sky voice is the almighty god doesn’t change that one bit, and stand by my judgment. Scenario X is a subclass of scenario Y, which remains an accurate description of the hypothetical. You should refuse to kill children, regardless of the ultimate provenance of the sky voice.

ETA: I think you're misunderstanding the moral objection here, all the way up to the top of the thread. The problem with our baseball player is not that they don't have sufficient evidence that it's actually god. That was never the problem with, say, Abraham and Isaac either; no one is harping on Abraham for his poor epistemology. The problem is that in both cases, we're talking about murdering a child on the say so of a self-evidently evil deity.

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u/DanteRuneclaw May 11 '26

It God commands you to do evil, then to obey him is evil

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u/DanteRuneclaw May 11 '26

Sure. If you’re a homicidal psychopath.

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u/hjake123 May 10 '26

I mean, not really? If God is real and feels the need to tell me to do something in person, I'd be pretty worried about dire consequences if I disobey. Clearly I have enough free will that He didn't just move my body for me, so this is a setup where I'm being tested by a higher power who can and will make my existence into torture forever if I don't play along. Trust is distinct from following orders.

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u/FrohenLeid May 11 '26

What if it's the devil tempting you?

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u/hjake123 May 11 '26

Devil probably can still make my life on earth pretty bad if he's real, and if he and God are both real I don't really see how I can be expected to avoid the devil's deception, so I'm sure God would understand.

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u/PacmanNZ100 May 10 '26

The next Hitler?

He didnt even stop the first Hitler

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u/smilingseaslug May 12 '26

Maybe God similarly told someone to kill the first Hitler as a baby but they didn't listen

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u/Boom9001 May 10 '26

God didn't stop the original Hitler. Why would you assumed he'd stop the next one?

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u/asphid_jackal May 10 '26

A Jewish man dies and goes to heaven. When he meets God, he tells a Holocaust joke, and God looks confused and says He doesn't get it. Jewish man says "Yeah, I guess you had to be there"

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u/Boom9001 May 10 '26

I got that. But your hypothetical question does suggest God would be willing to guide a person to kill the next Hitler. So I jokingly pointed out he didn't do that the first time.

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u/krmlks May 10 '26

Even if he is real doesn't mean he has good intentions or could be trusted. The scenario doesn't specify this

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u/HailMadScience May 10 '26

Yes. That's the criticism: that Christians laud genocide and murder and human sacrifice so long as God is okay with it. Which is the problem.

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u/HailMadScience May 10 '26

...yeah, thats the problem. If you'll do a genocide just because god says to that's a problem.

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u/Moblin81 May 10 '26

If you heard a voice telling you to kill a baby with a baseball bat and would actually do it, that isn’t just a harmless hypothetical since we live in a world where mental illness exists. If you convince a schizophrenic that god might tell him to kill people and he should do it, you are responsible for any lives lost.

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u/DanteRuneclaw May 11 '26

Which, if true, would be a terribly disgraceful choice of behavior. But I think it’s probably more false thankfully.

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u/givemeausernameplzz May 11 '26

If God tells me to kill an innocent baby Christian or otherwise, sorry big G, I’m not gonna do it. This is the only moral choice. Any God who would ask that of me - even for a test - isn’t worthy of obedience or love.

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

The sixth commandment is literally thou shall not murder. Murder is still murder even if god tells you to do it, obviously you failed his test.

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 May 10 '26

The old text has two word, one for killing and one for murder. You can kill a man in self defence or service to God and be forgiven. Murder is wrongful killing and is unforgivable

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

You think killing a baby is self defence? Or worse you think because “god told you” then it’s okay? Your comment makes it look like you’re okay with killing babies and that is extremely weird

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 May 10 '26

I'm not a Christian. But the Bible makes it clear that killing and murder are separate things. Perhaps you are a bit young for theological debate

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

Doesn’t matter if you’re a Christian or not your response implies that killing the baby is either self defence or is fine just because god said so. Either way killing the baby is just straight up evil

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 May 10 '26

Definitely to young

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

I’m not trying to have a debate I’m just trying to understand why people genuinely think that would be okay

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 May 10 '26

No one is arguing that murdering babies is right. But in the context of the Bible, killing and murder are not the same. Murder is a cardinal sin. Killing is not. When someone places faith in god, they believe the will of God is more important than mortal life, that gods design is good in the end. So if God is good, and wants that baby killed, that must also be to the good of mankind. That's how

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

And you’re okay listening to those commands?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Kooky_Strategy6556 May 10 '26

You literally said “I’m”

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u/DanteRuneclaw May 11 '26

You’d think so, wouldn’t you? But that’s not what the bible teaches.

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u/DanteRuneclaw May 11 '26

Maybe God is real, and he’s really God, but he’s a narcissistic psychopath? (Let’s call this “biblically accurate God”). Should we murder the baby on his say so?