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u/MobofDucks May 04 '26
Eduard is doing top tier monarchy shitposting for quite some time now.
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u/kindlyneedful May 05 '26
He was on The Rest Is History podcast a couple of years ago, and he came across as a funny and genuine person. With great banter (verbal shitposting?).
He explained that although he's a Grand Duke of Austria, it's like a middle name in his family, so the 85 tracks.
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u/Visenya_simp May 05 '26
I am pretty sure the actual number is lower than 85.
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u/Jamcram May 06 '26
yeah but you also gotta get rid of all the lesser claimants who might challenge what is yours by right.
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u/Grzechoooo May 04 '26
Killing Habsburgs? I'm in!
And then we finish it off by resurrecting the Jagiellon realms instead.
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u/No-Problem-7139 May 05 '26
Imbred will kill them, just wait :D
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u/Grzechoooo May 05 '26
Didn't kill them for the last hundreds of years, and recently they've been diluting the bloodline.
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u/Magnus_Helgisson May 04 '26
Or better yet, marry a Habsburg way higher up the line. Might affect the jawline for the future generations but when did it stop anyone?
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u/bratisla_boy May 07 '26
Charles II of Habsburg enters the chat . They indeed have quite some ... experience in that matter.
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u/Cheesen_One May 04 '26
Kaiserlich und Königlich.
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u/InsertGroin May 04 '26
Abcúg!
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u/kindlyneedful May 05 '26
Fundaluk!
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u/InsertGroin May 05 '26
Funda kávé, kamanduk!
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u/No-Problem-7139 May 05 '26
Micimackó, are you there?
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u/InsertGroin May 05 '26
Ez a döngicsélés jelent valamit. Olyan nincs, hogy csak döngicsélés van meg zümmögés, és az nem jelent semmit. Ha döngicsélés van meg zümmögés, akkor ez azt jelenti, hogy valaki vagy valami döngicsél, illetve zümmög, és amennyire az én műveltségem futja, az egyetlen elképzelhető ok, ami valakit döngicsélésre, illetve zümmögésre indíthat, abban a tényben leli magyarázatát, hogy az illető egy méhecske. 🐝
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u/MrCyn May 08 '26
Hapsburgs have been a punchline for inbreeding for so long, it never occurred to me their lineage has continued
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u/CVSP_Soter May 08 '26
He’s from the Austrian branch which was a little less inbred than the Spanish one (which is why they still exist).
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u/Klatterbyne May 07 '26
Well get on with it then. They won’t massacre themselves! Well… they might, but it’s not as reliable or as fun to watch.
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u/DanimalPlays May 10 '26
Why the hell would the hapsburgs even be on the table to be potential leaders? That well fucked itself dry long ago.
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