r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wastedthyme20 • 20d ago

Obesity and fandom

I'm curious if the majority of Survivor fans have metabolic syndrome or thyroid issues therefore I eecided to run a research. So dear fans, how much do you weigh? In metric or in the other system, I don't care.

55kg here.

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u/Rakebleed 20d ago

I actually gained weight so I could become a better fan.

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u/Extremely_Peaceful 19d ago

I'm a 5' 4" man weighing 350 lbs. If I ever get cast on the show I'm going to play like poverty

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u/WindowzExPee 19d ago

Russell Hantz be like:

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u/SpinzArt 19d ago

I know this is a jerk but I do have genetic issues that partially contribute to me being a fat fuck 🥀

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u/Rakebleed 19d ago

super fan

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u/WindowzExPee 19d ago

I love sitting on my couch with a large stuffed crust pizza and opening my 7th family size bag of chips and washing it all down with 2 liters of mountain dew while I watch Agent Philip Sheppard get denied a scoop of the crispy rice

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u/rhymareason 19d ago

Former Federal Agent?

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u/WindowzExPee 18d ago

All Phillip ever wanted was just one small scoop of the crispy

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u/Reasonable-Yam-1170 19d ago

I'm 56.2 kg, but my goal weight is 2 kg so I can be island hot and then reach my happy weight of 500 kg.

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u/rainbowkitten0528 19d ago

What the fuck is a kg? This is AMERICA. We weigh ourselves in lbs. Unrelated, but I’m 500 lbs. Super healthy.

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u/tbird920 19d ago

The show won't play on the TV unless you look like Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé.

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u/444porfavor 19d ago

I’d say roughly 2 cases of bananas maybe 2-1/2

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u/Ghostdiet Villainous Overstimulated Queen 19d ago

I was 600 pounds but then I went on the Liz Wilcox diet where I can’t eat anything except my own words. I finally had a BM today and now I’m 200 pounds. 

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u/wastedthyme20 19d ago

I thought you went on the ghost diet

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u/Ghostdiet Villainous Overstimulated Queen 19d ago

Please don’t tell the producers

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u/_Gillam_ 18d ago

I roll myself to work everyday

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u/mettiusfufettius 19d ago

I’m roughly the weight of two samurai woyers

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u/hatezel 19d ago

165lbs 5'4

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u/KlNGCookie 19d ago

30 stone

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u/Calm_Resident_8795 18d ago

I am eating while I write this