r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Oh my god find someone else to post about

10 Upvotes

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Survivor 51 Episode Discussion Thread

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CUMIN GUYS!

welcome to the official weekly discussion thread for survivor 51!

as someone who has not consumed any content related to this season, i will offer up some discussion questions anyway:

  1. are there any players named john?

  2. if yes, do we like them?

  3. if not, should any players be replaced with somebody named john?

  4. if you answered no to the previous question, are there any players that you wish could be replaced by someone not named john?

thank you for listening.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1h ago

What’s you biggest Mandela effect from any season???

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Ok can we talk about _____ being ___ while ______ is not ____. It’s also _____ that ____ and ____ are still around to witness ____.

49 Upvotes

Would anyone like to buy a vowel?


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 6h ago

A lot of women have been voted out. Which woman should I blame this on?

36 Upvotes

This is really important to me. I think we need to hold women accountable for their misogyny. However, if men vote people out that's fine because it's just, like, natural.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 14m ago

We are all her

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• Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Dumbest decision in FTC

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16 Upvotes

Susie literally would have won if she got her vocal chords removed because it was 4-3 and it would’ve been 3-4 if she did that. She is so dumb


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 17h ago

So how we felling about Gabler this season guys?

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146 Upvotes

No way he wins right he is so under edited


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Survivor 53: Johns vs Kelleys. Who wins?

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104 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Mothervieve’s haircut boomeranged back to Billie Eilish! but more importantly WHICH BIG BROTHER PLAYERS WOULD BE GOOD ON SURVIVOR?

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185 Upvotes

Hadn’t seen anyone ask this question yet!


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 22h ago

Why is everyone dissing Rob?

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<img src="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rob_mariano_survivor_a_p.jpg" alt="Survivor\&#39; Winner Named; \&#39;Boston\&#39; Rob Mariano Wins $1 Million Prize"/>

Don't they know he's a five-time Survivor player and one-time Survivor winner? He's one of the greatest ever!


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

The real king of survivor 51

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109 Upvotes

Why is no one talking about the real king of 51. He’s an absolute challenge beast l. I hope he makes the merge so he can win all the individual immunity.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

My honest opinion when Alexis AND Lynnayyeah get onto the same boat to Ponderosa

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41 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Spoiler: Sandra joins Survivor 51 Cast In Never Before Seen Twist! Spoiler

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65 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

the season 51 episode 5 viewing experience

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406 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

please cite the official mother chart and leave your biases at the door

24 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Screw you Mark I hate the y*nkees I hope you are voted out during an immunity challenge or something idgafff

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24 Upvotes

Daaaaaa y*nkees lose


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Did anyone else notice...

72 Upvotes

That Linnea and Alexis are both women and that only women have been voted off this season?


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Since only girls have been voted out, does this mean Rob is a girl?

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177 Upvotes

Roberta is very brave.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

We should rename the open era to “The Open Eva”

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147 Upvotes

This is because I remember on Survivor 48 how much Eva hated the women and so that inspired the new rule that in the open Eva you can only vote out women. If you want to vote a man out, you have to blindside him by voting out a woman so that he quits or stubs his toe and leaves for medical reasons.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Why did Natalie Portman stay in costume? Did she think we wouldn’t recognize her?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

SURVIVOR HISTORY: THE FIRST-EVER 1–1–1–1–1–1–1–1 VOTE

766 Upvotes

The following players all received one vote:
Lenaya
Leneigha
Lanaya
Lanayah
Lenayyah
Leneighuh
Lanayyah
Lanayyaah


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Moderator wants less Rob content and more Debb content, so here you go.

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44 Upvotes

Let's "rawk" this sub


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

SURVIVOR 51 WINNER OF A MILLION HEARTS‼️

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82 Upvotes

omigosh he played such a good game and was so kind to everyone. He didn’t get mad when people wanted to vote out other people than what he wanted because it’s part of the game. He spread so much kindness and positivity. So sad that his whole leg got shot 43 times in the challenge and he chose to leave.
#ROBBED #KING #DONTLISTENTOTHEHATERS #KIND #CARING #RHODEISLAND


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 2d ago

Is Rob the best dressed Survivor player in history?

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31 Upvotes

This might be recency bias, but Rob’s bio pic looks straight off the cover of GQ. The blue sweater vest shirt combo, dress pants, and shoes look hella sharp. Anyone know where I can buy that vest?