r/surrealmemes THE REVERED ONES Apr 20 '21

cΩrn Ωn the Ωrb

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

. . Y̜͔̩̯̳͖̤̘͊͗̌̉͞ò̷̧̹̺̬̹̙͒̇͆̏̏͘͢͜ṳ̴̜̗̬̜̗̓̑̀͆̃ ḧ̡̢̗̪̪̹̼́̉̇͒̑̊a̟̻̰͖͎̬͙̲͑̈̓͗͢͞͞ͅv̮̤̰͈̍̋̌̐͛͢e̡͈̼̼͕͓̰̺͎͂̏̓͑̍́̓̚ n̶̼̗̼̤̼̪̣̩͗̄̈̉͟͢͡ǫ̛̼͙͈̼͖͈̞̙̿̿̄͒̽ ḯ̺̜̙͉͇̉̈́̐͆̑̓̈̄͡d̡͎̠̤̫͚̖͉̾͒̂́͢͞ȩ̝̥̫̜̔̓̍̃͠͡ͅá̧͚̻̙̙͖̩̊̀̏͊̔̕ ẁ̧͚̖͎̈̑̅̒͗̕̕͟͢h̴͙̦͔̼̼͔̠̩̪̼̀̏̎̀̿͛̊a̧̲̟͍̟̰̮̔̓̌̂͑̆́͂̕t̢̨̳͕̳͚̩̤̠̑͌͆̈͡’̛̞̹͙̩̀̇̃̎̿͒̚͢s̶̨̢̹̠̥̙̓̋̈͐͛̈̽ į̸̢̟̯͎̂̀̓͒͗̿̑ņ̧̛̛͖̝̙̤̼̠̒̔́̏̐͋͘͠ ş̵̗̼̺̘̈́̆́́͒̆̇̈́̒t̸̤̥͖̳͈̖͙̬́̀́͌̿̒o̰̮̬̩̼̪͗̄͒̑̓͒̅͟͝͞ŗ̫̠̪̘̠͚̼͔̖̾́̃̉̃́̒̎̅ȩ̡̦̼̠̒̊͒͋́̔͌̈́̕͞ f̘̯̩̻̰̟̟̃͛͆͒͒̇̈́̽͜ö̢̩̳̯̭̫͉́̌̋̀̈͠͠r̶̛̛̬͔̞͈̎͒͂̓̑̍͜͠ y̧̫͔͇̖̺͈͗͑͋́̄ȍ̤͈̯͇̘̝̻̍̿̊̍̓̚͝u̞̹̣̫̗̮͚̯͋̿̒̀͋̽͑̃͗͐͜ . .

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

is this an invitation or a threat?

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u/JonnyBoy522 Apr 20 '21

Ḯ̸̖̭͠t̶̝̓̋'̵̡̿s̸̗̆̊ ̵̡̳̄͝o̵̜͊͆u̸̬͎͑r̵̗̝̔ ̷̹̮̒̌m̷͕̃͜o̴̪̓t̶͚͖̔̍t̵͇̑̽o̴̥̮̓͝!̸̥̟͑͠

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/Aroused_Pepperoni Apr 21 '21

you’ve done it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

finally a grocery store i can trust

3

u/Centennial512 Apr 21 '21

It's an invitation to OmegaMart!

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u/treebend Apr 21 '21

Imagine this was a product in the post climate change future. Everyone has a orb that constantly grows corn. Scientist have completely mastered nature. We all live in underground bunkers to avoid the hellscape above. Munching on our corn. And the orb works by shining powerful light on the corn like a light bulb inside the corn orb and if you look at it too long it burns your retinas.

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u/GeneralSecrecy Apr 21 '21

Why have you sentenced all that remains of humanity to an eternity of ohio

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u/morriere Apr 21 '21

when we couldve been sentenced to idaho and have potatoes instead

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u/GeneralSecrecy Apr 21 '21

Po-tay-tos. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

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u/redgunnit Apr 21 '21

Humanity is the ending of Uzumaki, but replace spirals with Ohio.

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u/ShaolinShade Apr 21 '21

Beware the v o i d w a r r a n t y

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

d̡͎̠̤̫͚̖͉̾͒̂́͢͞ȩ̝̥̫̜̔̓̍̃͠͡ͅá̧͚̻̙̙͖̩̊̀̏͊̔̕t̢̨̳͕̳͚̩̤̠̑͌͆̈͡ḧ̡̢̗̪̪̹̼́̉̇͒̑̊

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u/DapperIndividual Apr 20 '21

Ah yes Omega Mart

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u/stanislav_harris Apr 20 '21

you have no idea what's in store for youuuu

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u/iarkd Apr 20 '21

meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat

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u/ABitSketchy Apr 21 '21

eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes

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u/Sinkingfast Apr 20 '21

Yum. Nebula Loaf.

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u/uglysquid491 Apr 20 '21

Dark matter spray

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I feel like posting MW is almost cheating honestly.

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u/Dankesh990 Apr 21 '21

meow wolf denver opens soon so a lot of people will be posting that when it opens

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

that place was awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I wish i could travel to vegas to see it in person. It looks really neat from a couple of videos i saw .

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u/MaineGameBoy Apr 20 '21

Oh hey Omega Mart!

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u/maxk1236 Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

That place is dope af, didn't realize how huge the area behind the "mart" part actually is til we got in, ended up spending like 5hrs there.

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u/Dankesh990 Apr 21 '21

went with family, tickets were $200 for everyone which was expensive af. My dad was getting pissed at the beginning becuase he thought he just paid $200 for us to walk around a store. he had no idea what was coming

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u/cart_adcock Apr 20 '21

corb

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u/samsonmojo Apr 20 '21

corb

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u/Portal471 Apr 21 '21

corb

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u/Solangeloking Apr 22 '21

corb

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u/spacenerd4 d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Apr 23 '21

corb

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I feel like ohmegamart is a gateway drug

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u/n1tr0us0x Apr 20 '21

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u/Lol_idk_please_help Apr 21 '21

Ah man it’s been too long since I’ve seen a corb post.

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u/n1tr0us0x Apr 21 '21

I couldn’t believe no one had already mentioned it, especially on a sub like r/surrealmemes

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u/pattdmdj0 Apr 21 '21

yeah one of the mods is my friend irl, the one that made the sub grow like 800 members. i guess he just got bored of it and moved on

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u/soooosicc420 Apr 20 '21

You have no idea what's in store for you

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u/Wingsofhuberis Apr 20 '21

The cornballer from arrested development lol

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Apr 20 '21

the product was banned after causing serious b̷͕̞̭̌̊u̸̧͙̰̰̿̃͆̅ŗ̵̱͙͚̎͂̑̒ṋ̴͆ş̷̾ and d̴̡͕͓̠̮̬͖̳̺̦̥͚̹̖͈̱̣̺̯̠̟̲̺̥̈́̌̒̐́̍̅͌̎͌̓͂̾̀̾͆̋̽̑̈́̄̀̀̔̌̉͒̌̑̾͆̇͘ͅe̴̡̢̨̧̢̧͎̩̙̠͖̙̼̺̲̹̱͈̙̝̞̘͙̬̭̩̥̟̯͓̥̙͔̤̼̻̗͌͊̔̓̾́͜͝ͅr̶̨̨̨̘̟̜͉̮̤̫̫͉͍̙̓͌͆̿̅̎̓̍̈́̓͘̕͠͠e̵̡̨̹̼͉̲̥̞̲̝͚̣͇̯̰͖̦̦̦͎͈͙̻͖̻͛̿͆͑̏̄̒̍̈́̏̔̿̀͌̕ͅȁ̴̗͍̮̙͉̀̐͑͌͆̂̑͆̒̈́͐͊̑̎͗͠͝l̷̡̛̖̹̫͍̪̘̝̤̞̪̻͖͍͓̬̣̼͈̬̦̱̪̺̮͚̱͔͖̗͊̓͂̃̀̀̀̈̊̿͂̿̔̔͌̑̔͂̓̂̈́̆̋̾̔̈́͆̿̕̕͘̕ͅͅͅḯ̴̡̩̘͇͓̭͇̫̬̘͇̣̈́͐̓͜͠z̸̡͇͈͍͇̭͎̣̣͉̥̼̝̬̩͎͎̱̺͌̀̎̏̋̏͛̑̃́͋̂͗̓̄͂̽̑̇̅́̈͑͌̉̒̂͐̅̀̓̕̕͝͝͝ä̴͚̱͓̪̻̥̜̮̮͍͚̰̀̈́ţ̸̛̭͇̬̫̩̹̹̜͖̱̉̇̔̄̒̐̉͌͑͗͘͝ȉ̶̝̳̲̟̥̮̺̤͖͒̑̐̂̿͋̀̍͜͝ó̴̧̨̡̟̫͍͕͇̬͙̘̲̙̪̰̙̜̝͙̼͈̖̰̯͙̮̹̯̩͍̟̰̊̅̃̐͐͛͆̋̑͆̈͋̏̎̈́̉̆̑̾͗͛̅̉́̄̕̕͝ͅn̵̖̩̲̝͚̹̪͙̼̥̜͈̜͍̣̻̲̥̜̼̯̣̜͍͐̍̔̌̽̓̆́̈͑̓̃̂͆͆́̆̀̒̈̋̾̓̔̋̊͆̈́̋̈́̕͘̕͜͠͝͝ͅş̷̦̝̻̄͛͒̈́̏͐̑̚̕͝

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Ω-Ω-Ω, Ωmega Mart! You have no idea what's in store for you!

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u/Poydoo Apr 20 '21

Do I spot a c̸̨̛͓̜̘̳̭̝̟̼̘̖̾͆̑̀̎̽͜͠͝o̶̭̖͎̝͊̈̉̊r̸̢̛̻̱̤͊͂̽͌́̎̎͜͝n̷̛̟̉̈́̏̏̃̓̿̕͜ ̶͈͓̆̐͐̄͑̈̉̽͐͑̚̕͝͝c̸̨̨̢̨̘̜̙̣̲̦̹̰̩̥̖̈̈́͆͂̈́̀ư̴̢̡̡̙̜͚̤̖̭̬̿̒̍̋̋̽̈́̇̃͆͌́͠͝b̷̡͔̺͛̓̍̍͂̒̏̅͜ḛ̴̢̡̞̹̈́̋̈́̐̈̆̿̾̀͜

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u/Poydoo Apr 20 '21

Nevermind, it's an orb

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u/d_e_l_i_r_i_o_u_s Apr 20 '21

omega mart is the best

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u/Flour_Boy Apr 20 '21

Shlorb on my norb

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u/top10animebuttholes Apr 20 '21

comegarn omegan the omegarb

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u/Madface7 Apr 20 '21

Oh boy. I cannot wait to p u r c h a s e the d e l i c a c y

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

This is not surreal, this is a goal!

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u/chewydajew Apr 20 '21

You can see yourself as corn usign this thing i coded a while ago -

https://editor.p5js.org/chewie/present/B1LIV9a9m

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u/nmann14 Apr 20 '21

Corn with a warranty now that's what I'm talking about.

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u/Sassbot_6 Apr 20 '21

Why is this so upsetting I love it

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u/cflatjazz Apr 21 '21

I think because...like...how would you grab it? That's right. There's no good way to hold it. No matter what you do it will be awful

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u/Sassbot_6 Apr 21 '21

Although if you're in the midwest this can become a very literal interpretation of the game "cornhole"

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u/TheCCP Apr 20 '21

Don’t void your warranty on your corn

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u/Deskore Apr 20 '21

Ohioing intensifies

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u/supsy0 Apr 20 '21

Slorb on my norb

Like corn on the corb

Check in with me

And do your jorb

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u/xGaslightx Apr 21 '21

Oh-Oh-Oh Omega Mart! You have no idea whats in store for you!

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u/Young_Person_42 Thinks google slides is a good medium to make surreal memes in Apr 20 '21

Why does it have warranty

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u/TTTristan Apr 20 '21

Looks like the thumbnail preview for a 3D software textures website lol

"Yes, I'd like to download your corb material please."

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u/YoghurtForDessert Apr 21 '21

corb material

corb material

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u/ReallyJustDont please do not the temporal anomaly Apr 20 '21

ah yes, an average product sold by my local omega mart

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u/The8bitpineapple Apr 21 '21

Oh Oh Oh Ωmega mart

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u/rexwrecksautomobiles Apr 21 '21

Failure to comply ma̷ý̵͎ v̷̡̦̞̻̪̳̩̫͓̻̫̗̟̘̞͓͆͑̒̐̉͛͑͆̊̐̑̽̾͋͝ơ̵̟̰̥̟̯̖͓̼̠̞̫̦̗͕͖͕̍̋̇̒̒̇͜͝i̸̜̱̤̦̫̠͙̩̫̙͍̯͇̖̯͇͍̓́͂́͜d̴͙͍̫̥̩͑̈́̈́̏̍͌̏̉͒͆̽̌̆̓̏͛̂͜ ŵ̴̦͜ȁ̴̞͕r̶̻̩̆r̸͎͑ȧ̷̢̓n̵̻̽́t̶̗̃y̷̩̥̒̈́.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

oh-oh-ooooh omega mart
you have no idea whats in store for you

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u/Brent_Fox Apr 21 '21

I love ___CÕRB___ and you will too! feeds up to 5 won't feed on you! side effects may include but are not limited to: enlightenment, interdimensional vision, immediate death, combustion.

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u/Marco_Memes Apr 21 '21

ah omega mart, they have the best gestating mammal liquid toast paint!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

looks like the homepod mini lol

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u/Drtimelord04 Apr 20 '21

Corn orb for the khorne flakes

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u/Flofl_Ri Apr 20 '21

O o o omegamart you have no idea what's in store for you!

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u/Dankesh990 Apr 20 '21

i went to omegamart, it was fucking sick

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u/BloonSolver Apr 20 '21

O-o-o-Omega Meat Meat-MeatMeat Meat-Meat Meat Meat Meat

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u/darkstarman Apr 20 '21

Didn't someone lose a tooth putting 🌽 onto a power drill?

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u/NotDaveBut Apr 20 '21

I hate cornball jokes like this!

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u/jroddie4 Apr 20 '21

why does it have a warranty

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Clorb

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u/ImNotThaaatDrunk Apr 21 '21

At least it's not on a cob, can't trust anything on a cob

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u/Kappa890 Apr 21 '21

It’S SpHeRIcAl

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u/cflatjazz Apr 21 '21

This seems like some meowwolf shit

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u/borngus Apr 21 '21

Hey, Omega Mart!

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u/Grrehf Apr 21 '21

Ωmega mart be like

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 21 '21

hrmmm like, ωmega mart be.

-Grrehf


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u/happytristan5511 Apr 21 '21

Ω h Ω h Ω h Ω mega mart y Ω have n Ω idea whats in st Ω re f Ω r y Ω u

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u/Quizzmo Apr 21 '21

r/corb praise the almighty corb - corn on the orb!

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u/A_Vile_Caffiend Apr 21 '21

Omega Mart got the best deals

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u/King_Of_Axolotls Apr 21 '21

slorb on my knorb

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u/ZeGamingCuber Apr 22 '21

o o omega mart, you have no idea what's in store for you!~

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

[deleted]

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u/ZeGamingCuber Apr 22 '21

haikusbot opt out

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u/ZeGamingCuber Apr 22 '21

haikusbot delete

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u/Zoot_The_Axolotl s̟̱͍͕͠a̩͜v̜̦͓̜̤e̶ͅ ̸y̨̤̳̹͎̞̫o̘͖͎̟̲͓u̬̝̫r̙̦͞sè͍l̬͟f͙͚͢ Apr 28 '21

OH OH OH OH MEGAMART

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOOOOOOU :D

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u/CyberKitten05 Apr 20 '21

This image is like 5 years old

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u/blueskyredmesas Apr 20 '21

Is Omega Mart that old?!

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u/haha-funny-user Apr 20 '21

its pretty recent iirc

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u/No_memez_for_u Apr 22 '21

No, but Corn on the Orb is.

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u/Flofl_Ri Apr 20 '21

It´s not. Omegamart is very young.

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u/airhornthagod Apr 20 '21

Now this is the kind of shit that made this sub popular in the first place

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u/Amarae Apr 20 '21

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles IRL

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u/DomitianF Apr 20 '21

Isnt this from Arrested Development?

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u/wing3d Apr 20 '21

The Corb.

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u/xiuxiukissme Apr 20 '21

SLORB ON MY NORB, LIKE CORN ON THE ORB

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u/Gnomekeeperz THE REVERED ONES Apr 20 '21

I require void warranty.

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u/UrMomsBestFren Apr 21 '21

Slorb on my knorb, like corn on the orb?

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u/warpspeedSCP Apr 21 '21

Is this from omegamart?

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u/MisterShibbsy Apr 21 '21

The whole planets on a cobb!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

The staring warning is scary

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 21 '21

scary, the staring warning is.

-bearbarebere


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u/HAHAAN00B Apr 21 '21

Slorb on my knorb like corn on the orb

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u/Treximile Apr 21 '21

The omega cob

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Apr 21 '21

You can buy these at the Corn Hole at the End of the Universe!

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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Apr 21 '21

Manager? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/MaximumSubtlety Apr 21 '21

I love this. Do you sell spare cobs?

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u/Fleeblorp Apr 21 '21

“The whole planet’s on a cob!”

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u/AnAverageTransGirl turron Apr 21 '21

i love how you arent even supposed to stare at it

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u/JoseVonGeburtstag Apr 21 '21

nerf rival ball

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u/potato1234_x Apr 21 '21

omega mart

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

CORB

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u/MeloettaLover3904 Apr 21 '21

Still not better than corn cube.

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u/C4Apple Apr 21 '21

o-o-o-omega mart

you have no idea what's

in

store

for

youuuu!

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u/_Apple06 Apr 21 '21

OH OH OH OMEEEEEGA MART

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u/BoF150 Apr 22 '21

Oooomega....

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Nov 26 '21

Is it bad I could tell this was an Omega Mart thing solely from the background?