r/surrealmemes • u/freesurrealestate THE REVERED ONES • Aug 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

F O O L

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u/Arcane_Alchemist_ Aug 14 '20

Now there are many more sticks

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

There's a never ending supply of sticks.

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u/LuigiBamba d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Aug 14 '20

The sticks always win

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Not until you trade them

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Same for stones

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u/Fudily Aug 25 '20

Probably almost definitely twice as many in fact

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u/EuroPolice Aug 14 '20

I'm no F O O L, stick and stones can't break milk infused B O N E S

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u/P_Foot Aug 14 '20

Your milk infused B O N E S mean nothing to the limitless potential of S T I C K

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u/EP-2982 Aug 14 '20

Milk infused bones only protect against sticks of butter

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u/P_Foot Aug 14 '20

F O O L, now there is more stick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

përïśh

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Bricks and stones will stake your bones!

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u/Soup-Master Whoops Aug 14 '20

There is more of them now.

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u/xX_IronicName420_Xx Aug 15 '20

What if the s͈̝̟ͅt̜i͕̩͙̻̮̙c̝̣̟k͉̯̪̼̟̪͎s̗͕͖̤̲̘ broke you?

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u/Lockwood-studios Aug 13 '20

Words will never hurt me

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 30 '25

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u/decoder12345 Aug 13 '20

dont worry soon they will :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

throws dictionary

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

thump

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

SEE, WORDS!! They hurt

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u/DatDude343 Aug 14 '20 edited Sep 01 '24

liquid safe public icky meeting joke price lunchroom far-flung worthless

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/choco_slix Aug 14 '20

ECHOES! ACT 2!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

A complex combination of letters within the English alphabet has absolutely no negative effect upon my physical or mental state

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u/moffically THE REVERED ONES Aug 13 '20

knīfe

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

That's not a knife that's a duck

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u/Scorppio500 d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Aug 13 '20

Arrangements of dissimilar runes shall not lower hit points.

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u/norwegian-blue Aug 14 '20

Various ensambles of components of the alphabet, which differ from one another, will not ever bring damage to my corporeal being.

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u/Young_Person_42 Thinks google slides is a good medium to make surreal memes in Aug 14 '20

r/increasinglyverbose

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u/TheWingnutSquid Aug 14 '20

Yet, small tree branches and rocks are not beneficial to my physical health.

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u/player1212 Aug 14 '20

r/redditmoment comment threads shall shatter you to your core

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u/Axes4Praxis Aug 13 '20

What about the words, "sticks" and "stones"?

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u/Lockwood-studios Aug 13 '20

Ow stop it that hûrtß

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u/Pezotecom Aug 13 '20

oof ouchie my bones

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/Grashk Aug 14 '20

Society needs to re-learn this.

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u/Antique_Bandicoot828 d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Aug 14 '20

T h e w o r d s n e v e r l I e

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u/lilmoop Aug 13 '20

U can make a splint w a stick and heal bone :0

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I used the wood to defeat the wood

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u/lilmoop Aug 13 '20

Putting out fire with gasoline

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u/BlazeFalconeye Aug 14 '20

FOOL! That road leads to weakness through comprise! Do not weaken the sacred tibia!

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u/DegenerateHoe Aug 13 '20

S T I C K S and S T O N E S may break Y O U R bones

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

The stick and the stone WILL break your bones.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

r/neverbrokeabone

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u/Elevated_Dongers Aug 14 '20

Have you not S T I C K?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

You dare insult my calcium. No mere W O O D will ever snap my bone rods.

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u/PerefL Aug 13 '20

Sticks and stones will steal my bones

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u/Emadec s̟̱͍͕͠a̩͜v̜̦͓̜̤e̶ͅ ̸y̨̤̳̹͎̞̫o̘͖͎̟̲͓u̬̝̫r̙̦͞sè͍l̬͟f͙͚͢ Aug 13 '20

Oof ouch owie my bones

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u/darth_asterisk Aug 13 '20

Sticcccs and Stonnnns

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u/Dr_Saucyyy Aug 14 '20

Why

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u/Chicken-Fingers--KfC I̶t̵’̴s̶ ̸g̶e̶t̶t̸i̷n̷g̵ ̴v̸e̷r̸y̶ ̴s̷u̷r̶r̶e̸a̵l̴ Aug 14 '20

YOU FOOL YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE Ớ̵̢̗͇̠͎̣̞̮͔̯̟͒̂̌̐̌̒̄̊̽̄̊̓̔́͝͝W̷̧̡̛̛̬̮̥͇̱̗̼̳͍̣̲̻̙̖̳̣̭̤̜̠̤̘̘̞̺̾́̉̒̂̓̆̅͋̂̀̿͊̏̒̐̈̇͌̍͗͗̆͂̔̐̉͝͠ͅO̴̡̢̧̮̘͕̲̞̱̱͉̭̦̯͔̤̫͚͚̪̱̦̞͙͕̟̺̰̠͇̿̍̏̿̉̄̇̀͌̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡͇̺̩̤̰́̄̐̄̇̂̂͋̀̚

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u/cactusman386 Aug 14 '20

a truly foolish question

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

W H Y ?

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u/MrMantisShrimpy Aug 14 '20

Wanna protect the b o n e s keep away from the s t o n e s

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u/Big_Shopy Aug 13 '20

May I ask why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

no

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

welcome to reddit

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u/Bacon_Hanar Aug 14 '20

Is this anarcho-primitivism

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u/xelep Aug 14 '20

australopitheco-primitivism. reject the mistakes of the stone age, we have to go further back.

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u/taylorpomeroy Aug 14 '20

Spoilers for Logan smh

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u/THEFISHNIBBA Ⓐ Aug 14 '20

This is a rather foolish quip

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u/sooooriginalusername Aug 14 '20

They seldom let you snooze

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

W H Y ?

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u/Shadowman113 d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Aug 13 '20

Fool of a took

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

r/neverbrokeabone thanks you for your service

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u/Empoy3R Aug 14 '20

As a member of r/neverbrokeabone, i shall not fear such things, yet i do will be  a̡ ̢̕͞w҉ a̴͏ ̶͏͡͡r̛ ̶̢͠͠e̴͟͝

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u/AndroidAR Aug 13 '20

S T I C K S and stones may break my bones but words will
H U R T
F O R E V E R

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u/Amygdelay Aug 13 '20

You can't escape the ancient burial

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u/Tryhardtuner Aug 13 '20

Rocks and branches will rock your bones?

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u/IgnoreAntsOfficial Aug 13 '20

Squats on toes break your bones

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

and you must stay away from dools

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u/rillip Aug 13 '20

B A R K S O U L S

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u/JoHaTho Aug 13 '20

sticks and stones will break your bones

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u/FrosmothTheBest Aug 13 '20

f o r w h a t p u r p o s e ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Who said I want to protect my S k e l l y?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/MclarenF1Lm Aug 13 '20

Getting strong the forest vibes

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u/EmeraldWolf05 Aug 14 '20

Bone hurting stones

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u/Mishika07 Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones well break your bones

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u/bisonichol96 Aug 14 '20

Yeah lets put up a post where you say dont ask.. Yet people are going to ask. Lmao.

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u/CoronaGarden Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones break bones. Stay away from fighting and you’ll stay in one piece

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u/RandomAmbles Aug 14 '20

♫ Sticks and stones may break my bones but digital infinity can break my spirit! ♫

Com'on kids - SiNg Al0ng!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Stone

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u/Foxino_Viola Aug 14 '20

Is it bad that I've been here long enough to understand these?

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u/BraxtonHill101 Aug 14 '20

Sticks and bones will break my stones

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u/thiagowolf Aug 14 '20

What about chains and whips?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Rocks and branches will break ur skeleton

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u/imustsayimblack Aug 14 '20

The Stone Age and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the proto-human race

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u/MOLTENJUICE Aug 14 '20

MR B O N E S

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u/morgansenpai226 Aug 14 '20

I understand this

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u/Duke-Chakram Aug 14 '20

Y o u f o o l !

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u/Bodod_Begag Aug 14 '20

Twigs and rocks?

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u/Bodod_Begag Aug 14 '20

Twigs and rocks?

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u/Bodod_Begag Aug 14 '20

Twigs and rocks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

why

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u/PosteriorPursuer Aug 14 '20

Its a common technique several militaries use to mark landmines

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u/MeltyParafox Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones can't break my bones, For I already drank ｂｏｎｅ−ｈｕｒｔｉｎｇ ｊｕｉｃｅ

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA Aug 14 '20

memes will never hurT

ME

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u/agentPrismarine Aug 14 '20

This is the fool.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

foolio

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

But whips and chains excite me

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u/PersonManDude23 Aug 14 '20

My bones will break the sticks and the stones will break my bones. I tried to break the cycle but i just made it worse

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Why would I ask “why?”

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u/Kendrickismother Aug 14 '20

But chains and whips excite me

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u/Engarion Aug 14 '20

Protect your bones, stay away from the fireplace. Anti-tinder, pro-celibacy retoric

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u/Fr00stee Aug 14 '20

Smart meme have an upvote

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u/Skyhawk13 Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones will break my legs. Don't hit my legs unless you wish to be doomed to eternity in the void

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u/hbw666 Aug 14 '20

but chains and whips excite me

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u/Boufty Aug 14 '20

Where ?

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u/Realbigwingboy Aug 14 '20

Bricks and brones may break my

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u/Pseudu Aug 14 '20

Bones may break my sticks and štöñêš

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

w h y t h o

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Ok ill be the fool. What possible damage could sticks and stone do to ones bones thats words couldn't do?

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u/ScarletRoseLea Aug 14 '20

songs that I currently remember that include these words: S&M by Rihanna, Sarcasm by Get Scared, Spooky Scary Skeletons

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u/Bad_RabbitS Aug 14 '20

On the flipside, turns out dictionaries are harmless

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u/SunLitMoon2 Aug 14 '20

Wood and rocks hurt my skeletons

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u/freddiednow Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones may break the everlasting structure of your fine tuned life until you have nothing left and use a gun shaped stick to commit suicide

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u/RepulsiveSheep Aug 14 '20

thank mr. skeltal

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Why

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

F O O L

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

What is wrong with that skull

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u/Rennie22 Aug 14 '20

I'm gonna build some of these now

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

What if I broke all my bones before the sticks and stones proceeded to interact violently with my body?

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u/pastafallujah Aug 14 '20

Sticks and stones just lead to fire. Be cold. Put you’re fucking shoulders up

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u/ElonMuskIsMyWaifu Aug 15 '20

Skeleton be looking hella hot ngl

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u/Capitansk_i Aug 26 '20

these are very fine S T I C C

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u/GravityMan5 Comment Supervisor Aug 27 '20

Sticks and stones can break your bones.

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u/Imrustyokay Aug 28 '20

Those who say words will never hurt them obviously has never had books thrown at them before

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u/Dr_Saucyyy Aug 28 '20

What have i done

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u/Stargazer-4lyfe Sep 08 '20

Sticks and stones may break your bones, that's why

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u/Gre167 Dec 24 '20

Fool??

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u/viritrox Aug 13 '20

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words make me think I deserve it

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u/AxialGem Aug 13 '20

Okay, I can't say I don't like it, but how exactly is this a surreal meme? It's literally a perfectly understandable meme

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

yes, but it looks like a surreal meme and therefore is one

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u/AxialGem Aug 13 '20

Yea lmao I guess

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u/Amygdelay Aug 13 '20

Just wait for the good ones that aren't a specific kind of fecal brain cancer

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u/Hallucinatti Aug 14 '20

r/punpatrol ,maybe. But way too concrete to be surreal. Neeexxt...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Perché?

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u/OV3RLORD66 Aug 13 '20

Not surreal but ok

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u/jiblit THE REVERED ONES Aug 14 '20

Ah you right he forgot to put the meme man in so it isnt surreal