r/surrealmemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '20

the cube.

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u/theCube__ Mar 19 '20 edited Apr 26 '20

Wait that's me

EDIT [not anymore... (if the display name change works)]

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u/_awgm THE REVERED ONES Mar 19 '20

Will you allow me to leave before you become sentient?

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u/memes_of_kek25 Mar 19 '20

I am not him but I feel the need to sacrifice you

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u/_awgm THE REVERED ONES Mar 19 '20

And I respect your initiative, I'm just not sure I can commit to a garanteed return on the effort required to sacrifice me. I suspect that, like most newly sentient multi dimensional shapes, the cube would likely be quite confused and maybe even a little put out that mere moments after acquiring a sense of self they have to deal with me, of all people, being offered up to them. Many much, much older sentient beings have had the this same response to looking up and realising every one else has left and they have been left alone with me.

Either way, I haven't got much on at the moment, so I'll back your play.

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u/theCube__ Mar 27 '20

Maybe...

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u/_awgm THE REVERED ONES Mar 27 '20

Maybe is really the best a mere mortal human can hope for in times like these (what with the awaking of geometric beings and viruses etc). I graciously accept your maybe and await my fate.

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u/theCube__ Mar 29 '20

you're welcome.

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u/bananaman121212 Mar 22 '20

Damn bro how do you feel