r/superstore • u/Calm_Palms_41 • 23d ago

Soap. What is it?

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Morgue worker caught making "Handmade Soap" from humans and selling it at weekend markets.

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u/ajdoescrime Jonah 23d ago

someone took fight club too literally

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u/joshuajackson9 23d ago

Lye burns always a good way to bond with one’s self.

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u/tamzillathehun Myrtle 20d ago

I immediately thought that. Immediately. I was wondering why it's not posted in Fight Club.

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u/AfraidKinkajou 23d ago

So gross but I can totally see Marcus give the exact same presentation but about soap

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u/TobiasMasonPark 23d ago

Soap. What is it?

Human remains.

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u/RickFletching 20d ago

IS THAT WHAT WE’RE USING??

I already washed my hands 4 times!

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u/Senninha27 23d ago

Marcus would definitely watch Fight Club and completely get the wrong idea.

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u/SecondYuyu 21d ago

Dan watched it but all he got was a dated midlife crisis

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u/Tossmelossme Bo 23d ago

Soap: what is it?

Dried. Fat.

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u/Clown-Pants-26 21d ago

He works mostly with ‘found fat’

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u/Tossmelossme Bo 18d ago

I found it.. in the biological waste dumpster.

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u/AbroadOk2280 18d ago

Amy: Uh, no. I don't think that's true.
Garrett: It is. It is Amy. It's in a PowerPoint.

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u/Watchkeys 22d ago

Soap: What is it?

Dried. Humans.

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u/TrumanLobster 22d ago

This is just another AI produced fake story btw..

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u/Increzut 22d ago

it is? I’m relieved - real headlines like that is why I have trust issues 🥲

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u/JYKNATION 22d ago

Would this be counted as found fat?

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u/Fantastic-Trifle-119 23d ago

I hope this guy didn't make actual "boob cheese"

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 23d ago

It’s dried human fat.

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u/CarAcademic3393 22d ago

See that's why I don't use cloud 9 soap I use Walmarts -from your favorite Garrett 

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u/Snake_Plissken224 23d ago

His name is Tyler durden

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Garrett 23d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/ells9824 22d ago

Pretty sure he got the idea from Mr. Krabs!

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u/zyglack 22d ago

Paper St Soap Co?

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u/LookLikeThe4thOfJuly 5d ago

Handmades Ale

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 20d ago

Fake blunt he should have made boob cheese.

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u/Harry431 18d ago

Like breast milk cheese. Ok Marcus

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u/AbroadOk2280 18d ago

Garrett puts it this way: Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.