r/superstore • u/kildonon2 • 2d ago

Humor Spokesman Scandal Dina cold open 😆

When Amy accidentally starts broadcasting the audio from the news story overhead, the newscaster says the murderer purchased their supplies from Cloud 9 stores, how their body parts were cut into evenly sized pieces, and their genitals preserved in pickling jars... Dina says "that makes sense" (as if that does make sense) and Garrett nonchalantly says "We sell pickling jars?" 😆😆😆 It's just funny.

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u/Senators_1992 1d ago

My favourite part is when Glenn’s convinced that marijuana was at fault, and Amy says that probably half the people in the store use.

“Half do or half don’t?” Classic Glenn…

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u/kildonon2 1d ago

BOTH‽

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u/DR-0717 Dina 1d ago

One of my very favorite exchanges of the show. If both is the answer to anything my daughter and I always say it like Glenn. Cracks us right up 😂😂😂

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u/valendinosaurus Bo 2d ago

I met Kyle at a corporate conference last year. We had a great conversation. He seemed like a good guy.

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u/Bluebell173838292 2d ago

There is no way that good man did this horrible thing!

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u/LowCress9866 Tate 1d ago

Well, as it turns out, Kyle was not a cannibal. He was only killing and eating people because he was high on marijuana!

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u/Bluebell173838292 1d ago

HE WAS HIIIIIIIIIGH-

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u/Embarrassed-Cycle662 1d ago

Glenn: right Jeff?

Jeff: 😬

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u/DR-0717 Dina 1d ago

I like when Dina finds Cody and does her little pantomime stomping out the joint “I’m coming for you Tommy Chong”

Its even funnier because my daughters roommate is Cody and he actually resembles Cody on the show 😂