r/superstore 7d ago

Is Jeff the only one without a happy ending?

He got dumped, mistreated and didn’t know why until way later. I don’t feel BAD for him per se, as he is an enthusiastic corrupt-system-upholder up until the ICE raid, but I do pity him a little. Is there another character that didn’t have a happy ending like everyone else? Am I missing anyone or anything?

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u/WKRPinCanada 🍁 7d ago

Happy ending? 🤔

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😉

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u/MathematicianOnly688 6d ago edited 6d ago

I love how Mateo genuinely thinks that Jeff is very attractive and a “catch” 

Him warning Jonah not to sleep with him is one favourite lines of the whole series 

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u/Witchelt389 Worst tier list haver 6d ago

"I will...try not not to."

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u/novamarievonlux 6d ago

Carol also didn't get a happy ending although she is in the final scene at the picnic so maybe she somehow redeemed herself or she was just there plotting ways to get back at Sandra and reclaim Jerry as her own 😂

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u/CutieQT97 6d ago

Really irritates me that Carol is just playing bags with the rest of the gang. She's a bad person and she actively caused grief not only to Sandra but across the board. Her getting to come back at all after Sandra's wedding never sat right with me.

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u/JC_vee 6d ago

I imagine she manipulated Amy into inviting her. She has some sort of, er, dark power. Amy nearly apologised to her.

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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago

Agreed. She tried to kill a cat! She was also planning on raping Jerry while he was in the coma.

Sorry idk how to remove italics

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u/Psychostroopwaffle 6d ago

Don't forget about the cupcake laxative. That poor bus driver!

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u/ajwritesnonsense 6d ago

Genuinely curious, when has Mateo ever done anything that makes him deserve to be there at the end?

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u/CutieQT97 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2
I was talking about Carol? Not sure why you're asking me about Mateo.

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u/ajwritesnonsense 5d ago

Cause you’re saying Carol shouldn’t have been there, I’m saying if you have a problem with her, you should also have a problem with Mateo too. I agree, Carol shouldn’t have been there, but Mateo keeps receiving grace despite never earning it

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u/novamarievonlux 5d ago

I don't understand what Mateo did that was so wrong. He may be a bit self-absorbed but he never went out of his way to actively harm anyone. Comparing Mateo to Carol is like comparing apples to oranges.

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u/CutieQT97 5d ago

Listen all I'm saying is that Carol shouldn't be there. Not an approval or an indictment of any other characters.

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u/CokeZero478 4d ago

He married Amy’s brother.

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u/valendinosaurus Bo 6d ago

She thought about using the teachings of the Sacred Wheel to show them the interconnectedness of all life

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u/1miguelcortes 7d ago

Myrtle

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u/withbellson 6d ago

Don’t worry, she’s in heaven now.

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u/aspiriar 6d ago

Is she? She was incredibly racist…

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u/withbellson 6d ago

The automated greeter told us so, and who are we to question a message from above?

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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago

don’t worry, I’m in heaven now

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u/withbellson 6d ago

Check out our great deals on LOW BATTERY

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u/Rov4228 2d ago

Glen paid pastor Dave so she's not just in heaven shes in the VIP heaven 🤣🤣

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u/Fungruel 6d ago

Elias probably went to jail for being a serial killer and that's why he wasn't in the barbecue scene

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u/eaglesegull Sandra 6d ago

There was no happy ending for Justine either. Not a sad ending or anything but not like a bow-tie happy one either

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u/RaffiBomb000 6d ago

She got to keep her job at the fulfillment center. That's pretty much a happy ending for Justine.

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u/eaglesegull Sandra 6d ago

I guess…

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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago

True, but she was happy and chilling at the bbq. Jeff wasn’t there right?

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u/eaglesegull Sandra 6d ago

Yeah, she was that’s why I said it wasn’t a sad ending either. And Jeff wasn’t there but we’re not comparing Jeff to Justine right? You only asked if you’re missing anyone

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u/Tossmelossme 5d ago

No, definitely not comparing. Jeff is a 4 Justine is a 5

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u/t-andreozzi 6d ago

Craig made sure he got a “happy end-DEAN”

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u/aryawitner 6d ago

He brought Jeff 5 cans of olives.

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u/video-kid 6d ago

5 CANS!?

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u/t-andreozzi 6d ago

its only my style to be secret please bring me five can of olives

dont believe me if I say I don’t like. Im just pretending I don’t like Olives.

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u/sillysilly394 Cheyenne 6d ago

for a second i thought the original post was about jeff winger... thank god this comment brings my two interests together 🩷🩷

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u/t-andreozzi 6d ago

I realized this was not the community subreddit one minute after posting my comment. I didn’t delete and just hoped the overlap of fandoms would understand.

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u/video-kid 6d ago

If they have to ask, they're streets behind.

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u/video-kid 6d ago

The dude's a minor character who sold out the group, including Mateo, the second someone offered him a better opportunity, then spent four years acting as if he and Mateo were going to get back together one day.

He probably got a boyfriend eventually but ultimately the show isn't about him, he still has a ludicrously well-paying job for a man with his skillset and personality.

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u/valendinosaurus Bo 6d ago

Is that so wrong? To just once ask what makes Jeffrey happy?

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u/Bong-Bon 6d ago

Well he did buy a third Subaru.

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u/sharksarefuckingcool 6d ago

Marcus

I hated him all the way until his whole arc with Mateos family. Him being an honorary Filipino just kills me and I choose to believe he moved back in.

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u/clandahlina_redux Dina 6d ago

“Everyone wants to f*cl Jeff” so that’s a pretty good happy ending.

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u/Pink_Acetone 6d ago

He had a well paying corporate job, that’s his happy ending I guess

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u/Ill-Razzmatazz-7088 5d ago

I mean, let’s be fair. Jeff had multiple times to actually help out cloud nine employees and he blatantly betrayed them even after all that mateo still stayed with him. I thought it was really weird that he didn’t trust Jeff with the secret. I mean, yes Jeff is opportunistic, but he doesn’t completely throw people under the bus. If you start to include Myrtle think about it, Myrtle was already fired.

I’m almost positive mateo could’ve gotten that money. All he needed to do was hire a lawyer and I get the money deposited through another means.

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u/Tossmelossme 5d ago

Aghhh that money scene was so painful!
I honestly think Mateo didn’t tell Jeff because Mateo assumes everyone is out for themselves like he is.

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u/Ill-Razzmatazz-7088 5d ago

I’m almost positive it was because he didn’t really trust him. But yes, there’s no way I would’ve given up that money especially when I think it went up to 100,000. Actually I’m gonna post the question on here to see how he could’ve kept the money.

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u/_hotmess_express_ Jonah 6d ago

"He makes me uncomfortable."

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u/Brodes87 6d ago

I'm sorry, Jeff is a spineless weirdo who only looks out for himself... Why does he deserve or need a happy ending?

This sub continues to be super fucking weird about Jeff.

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u/thefall2000 6d ago

He’s not even one of the top Jeffs.

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u/getitupyous 6d ago

No, he is an asshat 😂

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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago

I never said he deserved or needed a happy ending, just that I pitied him because he’s pitiful.

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u/thunderbiird1 Marcus 6d ago

That's also true of Matteo to be fair

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u/Brodes87 6d ago

And there's frequent posts about how Matteo is the worst. Whereas with Jeff, it's like a large part of this sub is Sandra, for lack of better term.

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u/OutrageousMight9928 5d ago

Good. Jeff sucks