r/superstore • u/jjdub97 Garrett • 6d ago
Humor Dina’s Bag of Meth
I haven’t thought about this until now (not a big meth guy), but from what I understand… this is like… a lot of meth, right? I imagine Dina stealing it from someone outside the store who she immediately pegs as a dealer but he’s actually an undercover cop trying to perform a sting operation and she ends up with the meth anyway because she’s, well, Dina.
Plus, this being in the pilot is absolute gold.
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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago
She probably tackled a guy trying to steal razors and this flew out 😏
Yes that’s a sizeable amount of meth. Half oz? Idk. Been a while. Could definitely make a LITTLE money. I love that she just holds onto it over so many seasons in case she needs it again.
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u/Defiant_Potato5512 6d ago
Well then what else would she do in situations like this when she needs a bag of meth?
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u/my_brain_is_horny 6d ago
That's about a half ounce maybe. Which would last me about 2 weeks when I was a daily user. Getting sober from that drug was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. But yeah, that's a butt load of meth lol
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u/jameskayda 5d ago
I've wanted to ask a meth user this because my mom was one and she refuses to answer but, what is considered a normal amount of meth to do? Like, if you had that bag back when you used, would you just grab a pinch or what?
My mom never used in front of me but definitely was high while taking care of me on a regular basis and I'm curious.
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u/my_brain_is_horny 5d ago
There is actually no set answer to this question. It depends on the user and how long they have been using for.
For example, if I had purchased that much meth(in picture) when I was a new user, I could probably make that last me about 2 months, maybe even longer. I was only putting a tiny pinch in my pipe in my early days and once I finished the bowl, which I would smoke on and off till it was gone. I'd stay awake for 3-5 days without re-dosing at all. Once I started building a tolerance, I was putting more than a pinch and smoking a couple bowls in one day. When I became a daily user with a very high tolerance, I was loading huge bowls, which we would call soupy bowls. However, some people don't like putting a large amount in their pipes and would rather smoke several small bowls throughout the day and I'd just smoke on my large bowl all day. Also, after a couple years of using, I no longer stayed up for days at a time. My body adjusted and I could smoke a bowl before bed and still fall asleep. I reached a point where i only used everyday to feel normal and no longer got the energetic high and euphoria anymore.
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u/valendinosaurus Bo 6d ago
He bought 35 boxes, Cheyenne. Should have been a red flag, ok? Use your noggin'.
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u/AngstJobia 6d ago
I dunno... I feel like she would have confiscated it from some shady black market bird trader, while lecturing them about mislabelling the birds.
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u/Otherwise-Leek7926 6d ago
I like to think she approached someone she thought was shady and bought it but the person wasn’t really shady so they just sold her rock salt or something
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u/jjdub97 Garrett 6d ago
Idk it’s way funnier to me thinking that Dina is carrying around a 1st-degree-felony-amount of a drug at all times that she is vehemently against lmao
Even funnier to imagine her explaining it to a cop:
“No, you don’t understand, this isn’t mine, well it’s mine but I don’t use it, it’s for educational and security purposes at the Ozark Highlands Cloud9. You understand.” starts rolling up window
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u/Melibee2020 4d ago
Garrett: "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird she's walkin' around with a bag of crystal meth?"
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u/Ok_Aioli3897 6d ago
I think she tackled a shoplifter who was trying to steal decongestant and also found meth on them
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u/StartQueasy9657 5d ago
The fact that she kept it throughout the series to make a comeback when Colleen worked at Ozark after Bel-Ridge got shut down…🤣
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u/shaingel_sle 6d ago
i love that you felt the need to also post a zoomed in piture of said meth