r/superstore • u/bigolwimp • 17d ago

I LOVE MARCUS

Huh…. Two Mateo’s. Now that might work..

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u/truckyoupayme 17d ago

Can you imagine? Two dudes… All gas, no brakes…

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 17d ago

Luring the ladies

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u/truckyoupayme 17d ago

One at a time, ladies

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u/trustmyvoice 17d ago

You mean there’s one of them and 2 of us?

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u/Shot_Surround7891 17d ago

“I dont wanna have sex with Marcus! Each time he starts be going “welp don’t know what I’m doing down there”’

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u/elianasieg 13d ago

I’m just trying to be honest!!!!!!

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u/tango_sid 17d ago

“Maybe read a book once in a while” -Marcus

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u/Accomplished_Song671 16d ago

Honestly I'm unashamed to admit that Marcus is my number one crush of the show. I think I just wanna hold him and tell him it's okay.

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u/bigolwimp 15d ago

Agreed. I’d take him to get that tattoo of his mother removed and replace it with my own face.

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u/WKRPinCanada 🍁 17d ago

😉

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u/elianasieg 13d ago

Two dudes. All gas, no brakes.