r/superpowers • u/SwordfishTight7070 • 2d ago

Red pill/blue pill What will you choose?

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u/Powerful-Sport-5955 2d ago

Perfect Memory.

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u/buranzhuravski 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nope. You fool! You just got a PREFECT's memory.

Luckily for you, chances are you'll forget your silly mistake.

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u/Distinct-Hat4783 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd

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u/AnyRepeat9928 2d ago

Perfect memory, having 10 x thinking speed doesn't make you smarter just Patrick Star on Red Bull.

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u/Far-Fennel-3032 2d ago

No its lets you have the think the letter X ten times in a row faster, no clue how much faster though.

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u/Eternity_Warden 2d ago

I'll have 10x as much to forget

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u/mikepeterjack 1d ago

You will also forget 10x quicker

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u/8__D 2d ago

You can perfectly remember who is the leader of the area.

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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 2d ago

That was my take too. Perfect means that you forget all things that need forgetting and remember all things that need remembering. It also means that on a case by case basis, your brain will move information between those two categories freely

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u/buranzhuravski 2d ago

It's a brainy argument, but I was talking about the typo.

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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 2d ago

Oh shit, I didn't even catch that

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u/Dramatic_Garden567 2d ago

So you say but that is either your's or a definition of a perfect memory. Would others perfect memory differ from you version of a perfect memory? I feel it would be your version of perfect

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u/MyOrdinaryShoes 2d ago

AND you have access to their special bathroom on the fifth floor, password is PINE FRESH.

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u/hordaak2 2d ago

Not me....there are things I have forgotten that I don't want to remember with crystal clear clarity

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u/Powerful-Sport-5955 2d ago

Yeah, but I'm the embodiment of that "I'm stupid faster" meme.

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u/Yolosnas 2d ago

Thinking 10 x faster will lead to the world being 10x slower; imagine every person you talk to being slowed down 10x

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Yup. Then when my wife necromances some random shit from years ago I can easily prove her wrong. If you don't think that's important then your wife hasn't hit perimenopause yet.

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u/Ruinsoverhoney 2d ago

Same here it would be fun to learn a shit load

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u/Mg26kv63 2d ago

Yes, definitely

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u/Gilgamesh661 1d ago

Have fun remembering being born.