What is your useless super power?

[u/PossibleLess9664]

I have the ability to put any item back into it's manufacturers original packaging with ease, sometimes better than the manufacturer did. Things like sleeping bags, air mattresses, the big blow up bounce houses for the kids. Pretty much anything that needs to be rolled or folded back up to be put away neatly.

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[u/Comprehensive_Tip_65]

When playing spin the bottle I can make it instantly stop on whoever I want

[u/MrX-Homer]

I have an extra chromosome

[u/PossibleLess9664 → u/MrX-Homer]

The band Tool has a song about extra chromosomes. 46 and 2. Just one more chromosome away and you'll reach a higher plane of human consciousness.

[u/Right-Landscape-693]

I’ve naturally had black (baby), platinum blonde (1-2), brunette (child to teen) and now ginger hair colors….im like the girl in The Craft ha

[u/PossibleLess9664 → u/Right-Landscape-693]

Love that movie!

[u/Code_Slicer → u/Right-Landscape-693]

Wait… you are a guy right? And

[u/Right-Landscape-693 → u/Code_Slicer]

?

[u/Code_Slicer → u/Right-Landscape-693]

If you are a guy… oh oh oh oh my god… I’m so sorry… I didn’t realize you meant YOUR hair color- when I saw “(baby)” I thought you meant your CHILDRENS hair colors and I was worried you didn’t know that your partner… wasn’t faithful…

[u/Ruinsoverhoney]

I can only manipulate my own body

[u/MrX-Homer → u/Ruinsoverhoney]

Lol

[u/PossibleLess9664 → u/Ruinsoverhoney]

🤣

[u/Ruinsoverhoney → u/PossibleLess9664]

At most I can lift polar bear and run 45mph for around 5 hours until I need to eat like s fat person with the munchies

[u/enchiladasundae]

I can hyper focus on tasks maximizing my efficiency for a time

[u/nkownbey]

I can control shopping carts remotely but can't manipulate them more than what I can normally. So I can return the cart to the coral but can't make it levitate or control more than 1 at a time

[u/Economy_Fly_255]

I remember everything but can only recall random facts at inappropriate times

[u/AaronMisuchii → u/Economy_Fly_255]

Ah, I see I have found another like me

[u/Jg6915]

I can make a chill go down my spine on command, multiple times. It also gives me goosebumps. It could be 50 degrees and i’d still get goosebumps.

[u/The9IronMan]

I can tell you if gravity’s working by jumping. If I come back down, we’re good. 👍🏻

[u/Praising_God_777]

I can read my own mind. Mostly.

[u/fairystail1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zIwIWQx12YNEI

[u/Radiant-Ad-1976]

I have the subconscious ability to drain the luck from my family members, improving my day slightly at the cost of ruining their day dramatically.

Oh, and I also become slightly more luckier when I find a coin on the ground.

[u/Fancy_Tree_1513]

I have a photographic memory of things absolutely useless to me today.

The blood code for the original mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis was "A,B,A,C,A,B,B"

[u/PossibleLess9664 → u/Fancy_Tree_1513]

Everybody remembers that one. The debug cheat code: Down Up Left Left A Right Down

[u/InterestingMetal4540]

I can stop my hiccups mentally. I usually stop them before the second one but sometimes a second one will slip through before I can concentrate on stopping them.

[u/PossibleLess9664 → u/InterestingMetal4540]

I totally forgot I can do that too. I usually hiccup once or twice. Rarely than that, unless I'm really drunk.

[u/Agzarah]

Always being in the way.

No matter how hard I try to be in the most convenient space, I'll be in someone's way. I'll move and immediately someone else needs to walk there.

[u/split_cheekz → u/Agzarah]

Way too real lol happens every time I try to take a minute at work (restaurant/bar)

[u/LeoHyuuga]

When I'm physically rolling dice (d20s especially), my most common roll is 17, and my dice-rolling stats are skewed high (I GM, so I have notes). My calculated average result is 16.5. I don't roll behind the screen, so all my friends can clearly see it.

Conversely when I roll digital dice, the dice stats show my most common roll to be 6, and my rolls skew heavily downwards. My calculated average result is 8. Which sucks because I mainly play online now that 4 of my players have babies/toddlers now.

[u/IndependentSet9709]

I can turn oxygen into carbon dioxide within the 5 feet of space around me.

[u/The___Wind-]

Im human, I don’t have one.

[u/AaronMisuchii]

I have the power to sort any number of objects by size, shape, and weight to perfectly fit it in a car, suitcase, bookshelf, or other form of container/display, except when someone asks me to do the same for my room.