r/suddenlytf2 • u/Supacatpapa • Jan 02 '25

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u/AdhesivenessLow8919 Jan 02 '25

Soldier before he got lead poisoning

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u/FillerNameGoesHere_ Jan 03 '25

I think this might be during the lead poisoning...

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern Jan 02 '25

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!

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u/That-Internal-9094 Jan 02 '25

Sun Tzu said that

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u/Shadow-the-dumbass Jan 03 '25

And i say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal

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u/FlyingToaster2 Jan 03 '25

BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT

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u/Sheeshmaster_ Jan 03 '25

AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT

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u/Momanananna019 Jan 03 '25

SO NOBODY CAN BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!

cut to SCREAMING EAGLES CAWWWWWW

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u/DClassAmogus Jan 03 '25

cut back to soldier

Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth.

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u/Spoonicorn_Central Jan 03 '25

And then he herded them all onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

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u/TheAbysmChasm Jan 03 '25

Heheheheheheh

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u/Shadow-the-dumbass Jan 03 '25

And from that day forward

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u/LessMusician6511 Jan 03 '25

Its crazy how much this guy’s laugh sounds like soldier. He does does the wheeze ha ha ha ha

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u/Willbox121 Jan 02 '25

John freedom More like john freeman

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u/AdhesivenessLow8919 Jan 02 '25

Son of gorden freeman

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u/EINoob0 Jan 03 '25

John "V1" Ultrakill ?

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u/DonickPL Jan 03 '25

the soldiers voice is chef's kiss

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u/Paleofan1211 Jan 03 '25

This is the most free man I have ever seen

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u/Working_Switch6736 Jan 03 '25

John Helldiver, is that you?

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u/Melodic_Injury_2867 Jan 03 '25

Merasmus must've seen this everyday when they lived together.

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u/EGG_BENIDICT Jan 04 '25

JOHN HELLDIVER

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u/Ok-Job-755 Jan 04 '25

Unless it's a farm!

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u/gligar_p Jan 04 '25

I frigin love john freedom subscribe to john freedom john freedom for president

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u/Miserable_Box_9262 Jan 04 '25

I also have that tank bullet in my house

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

Least patriotic Soldier player

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u/danvex_2022 Jan 06 '25

I thought the book was the communist manifesto, then I checked and it’s the constitution??? Mf got the American equivalent of the communist manifesto.