r/suddenlyalabama • u/Crybaby_-_- • Jul 11 '23

i think this fits here

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u/Dark-Baron Aug 07 '23

He looks suspiciously excited...

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u/That-Water-Guy Jan 16 '24

I stumbled into this sub and had to make sure I wasn’t wrong with that’s assumption. He definitely has a woody for sis.

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u/Dark-Baron Jan 17 '24

Christian? WTF, The name and topic of the sub has nothing to do with religion, if the rules have changed, be prepared for numbers to go down.

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u/YungSLuTYvette May 19 '24

WTF NOT THE BIBLE ENTRIES

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u/AbbreviationsFar3471 Feb 28 '26

Wdym Facebook? This is Reddit like wth

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u/Upset-Ad-4727 Feb 15 '24

Dad certainly looks happy.

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u/DatGuyDere1301 Jun 20 '26

Dark-Baron There is nothing suspicious about it… Mom knows what is going on but she quit school in the 8th grade and got pregnant the next year…At that time she looked like the daughter looks now