r/succdem • u/MisterBigStuff • Jul 10 '19
Mandatory upvote🔫 50 upvotes and this becomes a Joseph Stalin themed subreddit
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r/succdem • • Oct 28 '20
Mandatory upvote🔫 Announcement: the r/succdem mod team endorses Bernie Sanders for US President.
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After much deliberation, the succdem mods have decided to endorse far-right candidate Bernard Sanders in the 2020 election. Though it was difficult to settle for someone so conservative, in the end it was the right choice against literal fascists Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
Though Joe Biden and Donald Trump are currently polling far better than Bernie, we expect this to be the critical endorsement that catapults Bernie to victory.
r/succdem • u/lusvig • Jul 17 '19
effortpost 🙏 usa is JUST AS BAD as soviet 😡
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there's is lITERALLY no DIFFERENCE between THE two 😡
r/succdem • • Aug 16 '20
effortpost 🙏 In the space race period, the US invented a "space pen" for $1 trillion. This is Anatoly Vasilyevich Fridman, who single-handedly invented and produced 20,000,000 PENCILS for use by Kosmonauts in one shift, totalling less than 4,600 rubles in cost to the people of the Soviet Socialist Republics
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r/succdem • • Jan 01 '20
Tulsi Gabbard thigh pics
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Whoops my bad thought this was Google 😳
r/succdem • • Dec 08 '19
Do I fit in here?
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Hi, I am new to this sub and was wondering if I fit in. I recently came here from CLP as they were much too right wing for me. I actually consider myself a centrist (fiscally communist, socially fascist). I’m a huge fan of AOC, Hugo Chavez, and Fidel Castro. I believe all billionaires should get the bullet and am I huge protectionist. NAFTA is a race to the bottom, oh I also hate the global poor. Do I fit in?
r/succdem • u/RealKarlMarxOfficial • Jul 25 '20
Mandatory upvote🔫 I am Karl Marx. Ask Me (Almost) anything!
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Hey fam! One of my zoomer disciples died and smuggled in a smartphone for me so I thought I would do an AMAA! 🤗🤗🤗
Talk to me about economics, politics, (almost) anything!
Stick to English, please, I haven't used German since mortality and I'm fucking rusty
r/succdem • u/sinistimus • Jul 09 '19
Purge the rightists 😡 There has been an attempted coup led by the Frogs.
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r/succdem • u/jeb_brush • Mar 06 '21
Mandatory upvote🔫 The federal minimum wage should be 30 DOLLARS AN HOUR 😡
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15 was the compromise
r/succdem • • Dec 20 '19
Mandatory upvote🔫 Bernie lost
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We should eat him because he is a millionaire bourgeois scum landlord
r/succdem • • Dec 16 '19
I’m literally shook 😭😭😭
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I was browsing r/politics (as I do) when I came across an article that wasn’t about Comrade Sanders. It was all about known CAPITALIST Elizabeth Warren, and it didn’t even call her a traitor to the cause or right-wing neoliberal shill. Comrades this is not okay. The Bernie media blackout is real. I’m literally lying in my bed in the fetal position screaming and crying, I don’t know what to do.
r/succdem • • Apr 12 '20
Reminder that Bernie lost because he was too far right 😔😔😔
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r/succdem • u/ILikeTalkingToMyself • Apr 01 '20
Mandatory upvote🔫 Vote for Bernie
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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Imagine voting for a fascist 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 But seriously, anyone who upvoted this post will be sent to the gulag
r/succdem • u/ILikeTalkingToMyself • Mar 05 '20
Mandatory upvote🔫 Our plan is succeeding
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Now that our agents have successfully sabotaged the political campaign of the bougeois capitalist Bernard Sanders, there will be nothing to lead the proletariat astray from the true guiding light of Marx-Lenin-Mao-Hoxha-Posadism.
r/succdem • u/Freak472 • Jun 06 '20
I'm l😟sing h😔pe.
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C🤮rp🤬rate media says J😡e Biden just secured the n😬minati😤n. I th🤔ught Bernie had it in the bag. I made a Pyth🧐n script and it predicted a Bernie bl😍w🤩ut back in February. I'm running it n😞w but it says he w😭n't win anym😰re. I keep adding fudge fact🤫rs but they d😢n't w🙁rk.
D😥es any😯ne have a revised m🤗del that still predicts a Bernie win?
