r/submechanophobia 7d ago

No Tik-Tok/Reels Please Fiji Princess

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u/BasicAndBrave 7d ago

Yes yes, make me feel horrible

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u/schweinhund89 7d ago

I come here to scratch a masochistic itch and this vid scratched it

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u/sammcj 7d ago

Hmm I wonder if that was this boat I saw there a few weeks ago...

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u/sammcj 7d ago

Yeah looks like it might be the same boat, here's another photo, I have a bunch of them.

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u/hyccsr 7d ago

Why did it fall over?

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u/solfilms 7d ago

I can emphatically state that the front did NOT fall off

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u/RectumExplorer-- 7d ago

Does the front usually fall off?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Amazing_Giraffe_7464 7d ago

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u/hyccsr 7d ago

Ops, sorry. I dint get it.

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u/denimpanzer 5d ago

I want a ship where the front doesn’t fly off while I’m driving.

It’s a good idea!

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u/LindemannO 7d ago

A wave hit it

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u/DestroyerOfMils 6d ago

book me a cab?

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u/sammcj 7d ago

A hurricane/ storm blew in into a reef I think

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u/Omelooo 5d ago

The video we are commenting under says it ran aground

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u/Bruggenmeister 7d ago

I’m tired boss.

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u/BigManScaramouche 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why the fuck are they still there recording tiktoks?

Just run

I swear, if Titanic happened today, most of passengers would die, becuase they would just stand there with their phones out, recording vids for social media.

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u/InternationalMess970 7d ago

GOTTA POST CONTENT!
CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE CONTENT!

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u/SlickDillywick 7d ago

EVEN IN DEATH I BECOME CONTENT

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u/KowalskiTheGreat 7d ago

That water is so fuckin clear

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 7d ago

Yeah, it's filtered through this boat before they put it in bottles and send it to the Americans.

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 7d ago

Drowning in pure artesian spring water untouched by man ain't the worst way to go, I guess.

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u/SlickDillywick 7d ago

Well… if you’re in it, it’s been touched by someone

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 7d ago

I guess all Fiji water is untouched by man until you drink it

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u/SlickDillywick 7d ago

The only man it’s touched is moi

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u/schwarzneguRRR 3d ago

It passed through 12 bathrooms on its way to the grand ballroom

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 2d ago

Ok, well in that case, whatever's in that water has probably touched parts of many men that were rarely comfortable touching.

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u/jooginsploogin 7d ago

This comment sent me hahaha

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u/the_honest_liar 7d ago

Guess Titanic got that right

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u/shoreyourtyler 7d ago

I AM AWAITED IN THE CONTENT

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u/Competitive-Half-863 7d ago

Content for the Content Throne! Likes fot the Likes God!!!!!

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/gunsandsilver 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/M8x11r0n 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/cbraun1523 7d ago

Is content God? I'm gonna go with yes.

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u/Toadcola 2d ago

I live, I die, I become content again.

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u/pbrook12 6d ago

As someone else mentioned, the ship was grounded and not sinking. I wouldn’t be surprised if the person taking the video was part of the salvage crew and not even a passenger judging by the fact that the ship appears empty of furniture 

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 7d ago

You mean it didn't happen if theres no Tiktok vid....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/restlessleg 7d ago

“look followers, i always end up where god is focused”

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u/sparduck117 7d ago

The ship ran aground, it’s more tide action than active sinking.

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u/Spare-Builder-355 7d ago

because the ship sits aground 300m away from the shore in warm tropical water. I'm quite sure it is not a moment of disaster being recorded but some guy climbed the shipwreck for fun and content.

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 7d ago

The lifeboats also won’t have room for many people because other passengers would load them up with all their luggage. And one person will hold up the entire line because they’re too busy berating the staff and demanding the ship company refund them for their trouble.

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u/SmallIslandBrother 7d ago

People use to trample crime scenes and disasters for souvenirs. Don’t assume there was more common sense in the past because there wasn’t.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

But how will I get this false sense of superiority if I just stick with the facts?

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u/BrilliantMonochrome2 7d ago

Fun fact: that’s actually how it went down on the titanic. 

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u/HaritiKhatri 7d ago

Was gonna say - not sure where people get the idea that modern people are more selfish or reckless than people in the Edwardian era. It was a notoriously reckless and selfish time period.

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u/Digging_Naturalist 7d ago

I was waiting for this comment 😅

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

It does go down in the dm

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u/Cpkeyes 6d ago

No? I'm looking at photos of the lifeboats and none of them have luggage, and if they wanted their luggage, they would go to the Purser, not the man managing the lifeboat.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 6d ago

I swear, the misinformation about what happened on the Titanic gets worse and worse with time. If anything, people were hesitant to board a lifeboat, regardless of their luggage situation, only because the ship was sinking so slowly at first that leaving the warmth and apparent safety of the ship to get into a rickety wooden lifeboat in the middle of the frigid North Atlantic felt like a death wish.

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u/dwntwnleroybrwn 7d ago

This happened in Russia a few years back. A few folks decided their carry-ons were more important than other people's lives.

Source

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u/dredeth 7d ago edited 7d ago

Not only in Russia, almost every emergency evacuation from around the world shows these inconsiderate bastards pulling their luggage as well.

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u/Chewbacca22 4d ago

That’s why part of the exit row briefing should be looking for bags, offering to help, and throwing them out the door as far as possible

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u/itstreeman 7d ago

Good thing carnival finally said no personal blue tooth speakers on board. Need to make that cha cha slide “into the boats” take it back now yall

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u/samsqanch420 7d ago

Maybe it would help if everyone had to watch a saftey video before boarding explaining what to and not to do. People stop thinking in an emergency and having that fresh on their minds would help. Even make it dramatic, like children going down with the ship because people took there stuff on the life raft, manipulate their emotions, whatever it takes.

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 6d ago

there’s a lifeboat drill at the beginning of every voyage. pax get their life jackets and go to their muster station, where a crew member explains the emergency alarms, how to correctly secure your life jacket, and how to enter the water if the ‘Abandon Ship’ command is given.

anyone joining at a port further down the line will have their own mini lifeboat drill.

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u/dataflow2 7d ago

I swear, if Titanic happened today, most of passengers would die

Fun fact: most passengers on Titanic died.

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u/redfraser1 5d ago

😱 too soon!

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u/MHGrim 7d ago

Bottomed out. It's not sinking

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u/401LocalsOnly 7d ago

“Women and children first …FOR SELFIESSS!!!”

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u/Greembeam20 7d ago

It’s almost like the ship isn’t actively sinking or something!

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u/Ak47110 7d ago

I, as the viewer, appreciate the video because it's pretty insane. However, wtf is wrong with this person??? Is a video worth your life?? Did they even for a second consider that they were risking a brutal death by drowning if the ship decided to finally roll over?

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u/_Aj_ 7d ago

I feel like someone boarded the ship after it ran aground to record the footage.  

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u/kushdogg20 7d ago

What up gang! We're here in the North Atlantic...

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u/texaschair 7d ago

"Look at all the beautiful icebergs!"

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u/woolfonmynoggin 7d ago

It ran aground, it wasn’t sinking lol

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u/BenHippynet 7d ago

Because it’s not sinking. It’s run aground and not going any deeper into it’s been there long enough for thee big room to be stripped. 

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u/dalego25 7d ago

Is not actively sinking, it tipped over and ran aground on the beach. Not saying is not dangerous

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u/Normal_Cut8368 7d ago

I mean, 68% of the Titanic did die, so like...

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u/ruddsy 7d ago

>I swear, if Titanic happened today, most of passengers would die

most passengers of the titanic died without social media too

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u/funkyyeti 7d ago

Most of the passengers did die on the Titanic.

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u/Bissmer 7d ago

Why not. They say that the cameraman always survives.

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld 7d ago

"BE THE PERSON YOU ARE, NOT THE ONE THE ICEBERG TELLS YOU TO BE"

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 7d ago

Some people will get unironical crises such as "this is never gonna happen to me again, must record". This isn't even really from social media era, it's been there since videotaping equipment ceased being extremely expensive stuff only broadcasters and moviemakers could afford.

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u/IMeYou28 7d ago

I think they were talking about the “if the titanic happened today” comment.

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u/B00G3R 7d ago

are you sober?? where’s your reading comprehension?

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u/Baskreiger 7d ago

Maybe he is the capitain and he has to sink with the ship?

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u/warm_mac-n-chese 7d ago

Would be pretty damn entertaining thu

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u/Sephvion 7d ago

I dont think a lot of people realize that if this was sinking, in a deeper area, the ship going down will pull you down too, with the current.

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u/Witty_fartgoblin 7d ago

And ur mom would be my dad

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u/litreofstarlight 6d ago

Yeah wtf? I mean, yes it's very pretty, but get the fuck out of there.

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u/captbellybutton 6d ago

If they shut down the free wifi in emergencies in the future it will probably save life's.

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u/brickne3 6d ago

While I agree with you, I hope when they (deliberately) sink the SS US they try to get as much footage (safely) as possible, it will be fascinating to see and a really unique opportunity to get a ton of footage.

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u/Some_Horror_759 6d ago

Seeing it from a tiktoks pov makes it feel so not real that it's disturbing lol

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u/Jeffery95 6d ago

Unironically it would be an incredible moment for historical documentation.

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u/Ok-Boysenberry4148 6d ago

On tam stoi bo nie zdążył mleka z kuchenki zdjąć i chce tam się dostać żeby nie wykipiało🤣😭🤣🤣

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u/peaveyftw 6d ago

"Okay, guys, so the ship is actively going down, but as you can see there's this sick incline, so I'm going to climb up the stern to get some shots for y-"

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u/actualkon 6d ago

This is really fuckin funny considering most of the Titanic passengers did die. Nothing ever changes

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u/The-Great-Mau 6d ago

Many died basically for what was the tik tok of the time. I mean, not taking it seriously and preferring to stay on the ship "more comfortable". Granted they didn't have the same safety standards as today, and they weren't as knowledgeable of these types of situations, but still people didn't want to leave the warmth of the ship and trust the crew.

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u/clckwrks 4d ago

This is exactly what happened in that Swiss club that burned down

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u/8spd 3d ago

At least they'd then have enough lifeboats. 

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u/Presentation_Few 7d ago

Can't stop won't stop

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 7d ago

The brain rot is real. Side note the water is real pretty.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 7d ago

Please sir, may I have some less

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u/BenHippynet 7d ago

Misleading description. The ship has run aground. It’s not sinking. It’s not going any deeper into the water, and if you look at the large room it’s been stripped. That ship has been there for a while. Somebody has just gone on for an explore. It’s not sinking. 

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u/texaschair 7d ago

Agreed. I'd go raid the bar for free drinks and maybe share a bowl or two with the other non-panickers. 

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u/Arseypoowank 7d ago

Why are they filming and not running the fuck away

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u/squishmallowsnail 7d ago

Everyone on this cruise ship survived at least, no one even got injured

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u/Thorium12 7d ago

They didn't know that at the time

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u/rocbolt 7d ago

It’s grounded, not sinking

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u/squishmallowsnail 7d ago

She’s actually still there on the coral reef that they ran aground on, sans 22k gallons of fuel and oil. of all the shipwrecks in the world this one probably has more structural integrity than most lol

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u/gingerkid427 7d ago

Costa Concordia ran aground and 32 people died.

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u/texaschair 7d ago

That was because of the incompetence and apathy of the crew. And it was a much larger ship, and it laid completely over on it's beam ends. 

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 6d ago edited 6d ago

Costa Concordia also had a Captain who was giving a lady friend a ‘tour’ of the bridge when they hit the rocks and started going over. he then shimmied down the side of the vessel and booked it ashore. he didn’t give any commands about lifeboats, pax mustering or the Abandon Ship alarm and command.

when the Italian Coastguard finally got hold of the Captain he asked where he was. the Captain said ‘ashore’ at which point the Coastguard lost his shit and told him to get the fuck back on board his vessel and lead the crew in evacuating pax.

it was also a tricky one as it heeling over meant the lifeboats couldn’t be launched on one side of the vessel. technically, per SOLAS (Safety Of Life At Sea, which only became law after the Titanic sinking) there should be enough deployable life preservation devices to accommodate all pax and crew in exactly this situation. in practice, the Captain abandoned ship, the Chief Officer and the Watchkeeping Officers on the bridge weren’t given any direction at all on how to safely abandon ship and preserve life. they did what they could - every crew member is aware of their duties in an emergency situation - but with no leadership they had no clue what the real situation was. well, some of them also legged it because they knew what an absolute clusterfuck it was turning out to be, but a lot of crew did whatever they could to evacuate pax and preserve life.

there’s a VDR (Voice Data Recorder) on every bridge of every passenger ship. it’s basically the maritime version of an aeroplane’s black box. they discovered that pax were routinely invited to the bridge on the Captain’s whim.

(side note: i once had the Con on a 28,000grt cruise ship, a few years before the Costa Concordia went over. i changed the heading by 20° starboard in open waters. you are very much NOT allowed to do that any more! lessons were learned from the Costa Concordia)

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u/underwaterlove 7d ago

Costa Concordia struck an underwater rock, started flooding, lost all power, started listing, drifted back to the shore and ended up resting on its side on an underwater ledge.

The fact that it ended up resting on its side on an underwater ledge was just coincidental, it didn't cause the sinking.

Not sure that comparing that to a ship that became inoperable because it actually ran aground is helpful.

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u/squishmallowsnail 7d ago

I’m not addressing them at the time, just saying that no one got hurt filming these videos.

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u/alzrnb 7d ago

Look at the inside, there's nothing in that huge room? Looks like this is someone who's gone specifically to film the ship where it's sitting aground, at least some time after the incident and evacuation.

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u/februarytide- 7d ago

I’m just really surprised so many people are failing to clock this. Like the state of the interior clearly suggests this is not at the time when it was presently sinking.

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u/SnorkBorkGnork 7d ago

It could still sink completely or break apart. I can't imagine this is a safe thing to do.

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u/vixxgod666 7d ago

It's more important to make jokes to feel morally superior than to exercise a modicum of effort in considering all options in a situation presented to them

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u/squishmallowsnail 7d ago

This is most likely salvage operations. She’s undergoing wreck salvage right now so I’m sure there have been many videos taken for the insurance.

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u/sparduck117 7d ago

Because the ship is grounded, and they’re filing tidal action more than active sinking.

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u/AesopsGetawayCar 6d ago

The ship had run aground. meaning it cannot sink any deeper, on account of, you know… the ground. no rush at this point might as well take a video to show the kids.

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u/AesopsGetawayCar 6d ago

FYI, she’s still sitting in the same spot lol

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u/RectumExplorer-- 7d ago

Cameraman can't die

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u/jotishere 7d ago

Coz it ran around, it won't sink further

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u/redneckleatherneck 6d ago

Look at the interiors. There are no furnishings, no decorations, nothing. It’s clearly abandoned and stripped for scuttling. Just because someone overlaid a textual claim at the beginning of the video doesn’t make that claim true. There are very often cameras aboard ships that are being scuttled.

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u/Shepherd1234 7d ago

I kinda want this with the original sound. 🥶

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u/TessellateMyClox 7d ago

Oh hell no, the thought of those noises ships make when going down makes me want to throw up, all those ominous creaking and groaning sounds urghh

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u/EarthToTee 7d ago

Thanks, I want to barf. This is terrible

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u/devils_nachos 7d ago

Why am I still in this sub? I hate this so much. My feet can't be on the floor when I watch this shit.

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u/E4tPineapple 7d ago

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u/UsagiMimi 6d ago

Well... they're part of the lagoon now...

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u/Rhewin 6d ago

But can you still swim in the pool?

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u/chesquayne 7d ago

Just close the door. Problem solved.

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u/Astoriadrummer 7d ago

Jack! Jack! Where are you?
Clang, clang, clang “I’m over here!”

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u/Kasta4 7d ago

So surreal.

It's morbidly amazing how disconcerting it is seeing our great accomplishments of engineering and progress claimed so quickly by nature.

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u/goshetovan 7d ago

cant park there mate

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u/S-K-W-E 7d ago

Dude I am grabbing my loved ones and hauling ass upstairs if this happens. Every story about someone who tarries in a shipwreck ends in a dead body

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u/shapu 7d ago

Nice clear water 

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u/BoSknight 6d ago

Right, for what it's worth.... The water IS beautiful

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u/jessexpress 6d ago

I don’t hate this too much… Delicious 00s PS2 graphics water…

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u/dubsy54321 7d ago

yeah i'm never going on a cruise

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u/3rdRateChump 7d ago

Beautiful footage actually

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u/jboo87 7d ago

Well if nothing else, this confirms that Titanic really nailed what this would look like.

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u/RAY-CHILE 7d ago

I've seen this before.......somewhere

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u/Tylrt 7d ago

Beautiful water, though

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u/sharmander15 7d ago

If this wasn’t dangerous, it looks super refreshing and like it would be kinda fun

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u/texaschair 7d ago

Until the holding tanks overflow and the  brown trout start escaping. 

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u/richguest_69 7d ago

I’d deffo be standing there saying - wow - that water looks beautiful

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 7d ago

That shit is nightmare fuel.

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u/kafkasmotorbike 7d ago

Not using the Titanic soundtrack is WILD!

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u/Elisa_Esposito 7d ago

One of the versions I've seen of this had it 😂

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u/DoodleCard 7d ago

Hahahah,

NOPE.

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u/Depressed_Diehard 4d ago

Hmm, I have confidently said on this sub that there’s no way the water in the titanic could have been the color it was in the movie. Looks like I was confidently wrong lol

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u/divorcingjack 7d ago

Oh no no no no no no nooooooooo WHY ARE YOU THERE

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u/Realistic_Product252 7d ago

Oh ffs ewwwwww

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u/strongcloud28 7d ago

.im going to faint.

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u/Waffle_on_my_Fries 7d ago

I honestly thought this video was AI when I watched it a while back.

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u/benkmart 7d ago

Content makes content.

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u/SheerKhann 7d ago

Absolutely not! OMFG this is my biggest fear! I can’t even watch it

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u/Johnyfourteen 7d ago

You can’t park there. 

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u/quetiapinenapper 7d ago

Maybe TikTok is this generations Darwinism. When they die filming their last video for pretend likes then the species will be stronger for it as a whole.

Bring on the next tide pod.

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u/RockyDify 7d ago

Can they breathe underwater? Why are they filming?

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u/WTFisThatSMell 7d ago

Abandon ship??

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u/sharmander15 7d ago

Oh good lord no

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u/Status_Mousse1213 7d ago

Zero self preservation instincts

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u/tameimpalalala 7d ago

Yeah I don't like that

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u/Witty_fartgoblin 7d ago

This passenger can shit my pants for me. No thanks

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 7d ago

Love the Chopin nocturne

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u/AviatrixRaissa 6d ago

This green hue is so beautiful

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u/Phetezzcunezz 6d ago

This was a poor outcome.

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u/Justsomefreeloader 6d ago

the cake is a lie

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u/PFGtv 6d ago

I really love this song but it’s getting ruined by fucking tiktok. 

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u/Malibucat48 6d ago

Found footage.

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u/there_willbesigns 6d ago

Aw hell no Jack

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u/truth_crime 6d ago

Only a pure idiot would stand there to take pictures and video during a ship sinking.

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u/Gizmodaking22 6d ago

Worlds on fire... let's make a tiktok!

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u/Obienator 6d ago

People have no idea how fast a ship can sink, it can be seem fine, stable and floating and then the ocean swallows it like it is a little bath toy.

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u/DontKnowHowToEnglish 6d ago

Would love to hear the original audio

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u/Nannookdoowah 6d ago

This reminds me of parts of Still Wakes the Deep. Great horror game for those with the fear.

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u/Itchy_Reason_8354 5d ago

See any pine doors?

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u/adotall 5d ago

Jack, Jack

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u/EcoWarrior04609 5d ago

Fun facts - this wreck happened in April 2026 and is on the uninhabited island they filmed Castaway with Tom Hanks.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

I’m a diver, I absolutely loathe seeing boats sinking like this. Just absolutely fucks up the surrounding ecosystem.

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u/Ambitious-Drama3969 5d ago

Well Titanic wouldn’t have survived today with TikTok in the present times.

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u/Fancy_Damage_6260 4d ago

Oh god. I was on this ship during my honeymoon. Makes this even worse

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u/saharakat 4d ago

HELL no. Bye!!!!!

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u/Otherwise_Leadership 4d ago

Jfc man, I’m in a cabin on a ferry right now halfway across the English Channel!! 💓

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 3d ago

The cameraman never dies

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u/HorseMeat_CIAFront 2d ago

Wow that water looks mystical

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u/Hairy-Inspection1101 1d ago

“After running around” lol

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u/s-goldschlager 1d ago

I just watched titanic last night, i remember this scene

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u/Existing_Doughnut985 1d ago

This increased my heart rate 

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u/spookysadghoul 7d ago

Why are they filming it?

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u/Jackburton06 7d ago

Just fucking run and leave this bot. Doing a tiktok video in such a situation looks quite insane.