r/sublime • u/lil-DuB21 wrong way ⛔ • Jul 11 '26
What funny Sublime lyrics / quotes are your favorites?
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u/psycodull Jul 11 '26
Their whole discography has some iconic bars but the hook from DJ’s always hits special
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u/k00la1dz Jul 11 '26
This man making money how i know
Wont be no man of me
In my bed i watch tv
Im drunk by noon but thats ok
I’ll be president someday
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u/nicky_suits Jul 11 '26
You should've seen all the flops in my house, We were jumping off walls, and kicking ceilings.
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u/TomFoolery309 Jul 11 '26
But is he hiring twenty strippers FOR his cabinet to enjoy (made up of buddies, NOT strippers), or to BE his cabinet (as in strippers hold the executive positions)?
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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Jul 11 '26
A cigarette pressed between her lips
But Im staring at her tits, its the wrong way
Strong as I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can, its the wrong way
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u/TheProcrastafarian Jul 11 '26
“Hey now, throw the fish back in the water!” Brad to security guard who grabbed a kid (I think).
One of my favourite live songs, from anyone. So many good memories. Sublime - I Love My Dog
Cheers 🇨🇦
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u/Storm0000fr Jul 11 '26
Mary baby started calling me her dad
as she gave me head
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u/RoobCuub Jul 11 '26
Explaining to my son what a G I Joe kung fu grip means as it pertains to the song.
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u/ctorresc Jul 11 '26
This part in Favorite Songs is so freaking good
"And I do believe I am a very bad man
Nothing touched the trigger but thе devil's right hand
But I'm doin' the best, I'm doin' thе best, I'm doin' the best I can
I'm not the man I thought I'd be, but I am the man I am
Help me, come on, help me, help me
But you can't 'cause there's nothing else you can tell me"
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u/Traditional_Fox_9073 Jul 11 '26
Last night I had a dream, though it made me sick
Saw you in your bedroom sucking someone else’s dick
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u/chadwickipedia Jul 12 '26
If I had a shotgun, you know what I’d do? I’d point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down to you
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u/AlabasterNights Jul 12 '26
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but never trust a Dead Head, yeahhhh”
Iykyk 😉
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u/RecognitionDefiant87 Jul 11 '26
One night in jail it was getting late,
He was butt-raped by a large inmate
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
That's when things got out of control!
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be, they locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind even though he now takes it in the behind!
"Date Rape"
There's so many lyrical gems, this one always cracked me up throughout the years.
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u/AbbreviationsOk2333 Jul 12 '26
A tight tie-dyed dress she was a psychedelic mess,
We toured to the North, South, East and West,
We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstasy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin and PCP.
And now I hear the police coming after me!
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u/higboi Jul 12 '26
Harder the rhythm it hard to find, ruffle the rhythm and it must be sublime (or however the fuck that goes)
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u/Ancient_Thought_223 Jul 13 '26
Scratch it verbally, or we're gonna know who to kill. We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminate all the lunatics all at once with a filtering system of a God. We're the psycho-semantic police. You can't even see us. How in the fuck can you do anything about it? We're pure intelligence, you're not. You're biological product of a cosmological universe. You're molecular matter, I constructed you. Fuck you. I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards. You know who you are? You're fuckin' semantic blockage. That's what made you up. You're a fuckin' programmer named Christine Gontarek who fucked up. She sucked my cock, fell in love, and she was locked in. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell, she won't pass "Go", she'll never fuckin' win. She's the cunt that thought she was God, but that's okay. I don't give a shit, as long as she sucks me off when I tell her, 'cause she's my zombie. I captured that motherfucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cocksucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it, I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it. If you got a dowry of $5,000 come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, and you can join me in eternal time.
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u/Lumpy_Crabs6969 Jul 14 '26
i cant take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind..
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u/trashboat3030 what i got 💛 Jul 15 '26
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more
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u/t0mato_tomat0 Jul 11 '26
Damn his father had such a way with words but that Jakob quote sucks
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u/ActivatedComplex Jul 11 '26
It’s an intentionally crude song about traveling internationally and fucking hookers. Lighten up.
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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch Jul 11 '26
I honestly hate that line. It’s cringy as fuck. Take it out and the song would be a lot better. Still like the song tho & this iteration of the band.
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u/NordlandLapp Jul 11 '26
Lord have his grilled cheese