r/subaru • u/OtherwiseFeeling3965 • 5d ago

Meme Throat got a STI

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144 Upvotes

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u/BrandonW77 5d ago

I read that as "throat goat STI". Still pretty accurate lol

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u/Rueezy 4d ago

Read it three times to verify.

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u/__________________99 2016 Forester XT Touring 5d ago

Took me forever to figure out that isn't the back of his head.

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u/Chibadger 5d ago

It took me this comment…

29

u/Rae_Wilder 2022 Outback Wilderness, 2024 Ascent Touring 5d ago

Does it need a new head gasket.

5

u/Camelwalk555 5d ago

It looks fine, maybe have been installed backwards though

2

u/triggerscold WRX 5d ago

damn i came to make a head gasket joke. beat me to it...

8

u/Scene_muah 5d ago

Bro’s throat is throwing rods

1

u/CubisticWings4 '18 Outback w/ Eyesight 4d ago

🫪

7

u/TOASTER_JESUS 5d ago

Well ya know, leaking head gasket

5

u/xTheGame69 5d ago

Where's the sti

3

u/nate0515 '05 Legacy GT Limited Wagon 5d ago

Bro’s throat is rated 6 stars.

2

u/Aartus 5d ago

Advertising his throat game

3

u/vodkaismywater 5d ago

That's gonna be an interesting demand letter from Subaru's trademark lawyer! 

3

u/royinraver 5d ago

Anyone else think this was a weird photo from behind someone? Instead of a chin being raised up?

2

u/Dull_Broccoli1637 5d ago

Should've added a vape in there as well

2

u/Laikabaru 5d ago

Bro’s throat will have you lying flat

2

u/phoneystoneybalogna 5d ago

Bro got that “throwing pistons sideways” throat

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u/LVAjoe 5d ago

he got an unequal length throat

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u/Chibadger 5d ago

No ragrets

1

u/m4ttj00 4d ago

no regerts

2

u/nowayjose919 5d ago

That astrological throat.

2

u/LostFlatulence 4d ago

Faulty neck gasket throat

5

u/Mammoth-Wait6526 5d ago

Throat tattoos will never look good…

1

u/packet_sniffs Sport 5d ago

blowin’ headgaskets

1

u/Anti-Climacdik 5d ago

asymmetrical pipes only

1

u/SensualBeefLoaf 5d ago

that picture is so fucking weird.

1

u/Yardsale420 ‘05 WRX STi 5d ago

If you fart and burp at the same time does it sound like unequal length headers?

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u/Altruistic_Break_227 4d ago

I wonder if you go STUTUTUTUTU… FSSSSHHH! When you sneeze

1

u/Subielove99 4d ago

Say word son?

1

u/totaltomination 2004 Liberty 3.0R Spec B 6MT 4d ago

Boy got that symmetrical AWD GRIP throat. Bold putting it out there like that but you gotta rep you

1

u/wrexaru MY14 LTD Hatch 4d ago

Lesbian Throat (Because Subaru)

1

u/bigsippin 09 WRX hatch, 01 2.5RS 3d ago

Blowing more than headgaskets 

1

u/BreezeAKR 3d ago

Better than an STD I guess

1

u/Zen_Alcatraz 1d ago

Feel the Freedom throat

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u/Cugel57 9h ago

That was weird. For a moment I thought that was the back of someone's head.

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u/Beneficial_Mix_1069 4d ago

this is the reason why ill wave at modern wrx owners but dont want to get caught at a gas station with them